what do you call your neighbours (behind their backs) we have the Fat Family, the goonies and the Matching jackets near us - what do you call yours
2007-10-14 10:00:50 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
To make it clear - its not that we don't like the neighbours or that they are horrible or anything, its just we don't know them as such - so to identify them we have given them names......
2007-10-14 10:16:40 · update #1
OH FFS Samantha its only a bit of fun, am sure they have a name for me also - can guess what your neighbours might call you..........misery comes to mind !
2007-10-14 10:18:46 · update #2
We had a family years ago by us who always seemed to dig and do work on the front drive after 10pm at night. There was a film out at the time called "The Burbs". So that's what they were called.
The other guy at No13 ran past us one day screaming that he was going to kill himself. He was always "suicide Sid" after that.
Oh yeah and The Swingers lived next door to him.
It's boring now wer'e on a main road. We just have "News of the world" over the road!
2007-10-14 10:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by chicken pops 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What a brilliant Question, and that Samantha is such a nob, i would call her big fat sweat bag if she lived next to me lol, and to answer ur question, we have Mrs Happy (26) cos she never smiles, and number 28 we have the Artic Foxcos she has long grey hair and its just funny to call her it to her face lol, her husband if called Jock with the little ****, he's scottish and it winds him up when we call him that, at number 30 is where i live and were perfect lol, at 32 is shiney head cos he's bald and his head is all shiney, 34 is Greeny or Fatty cos his second name is green and he's fat, 36 we have Mother Goose cos she looks like mother goose, 38 there is a family we call the Gums or Gummys, she has no teeth and the cat has no teeth either, oh and at the top of the rd there is the Scab Family lol this is fun, i hope u like my answer and im gonna give u a star!
2007-10-15 05:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by alex 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! Oh I am so sorry for laughing but you have got some horrible neighbours haven't you? I've got the chap upstairs and the chap over the way with the gorgeous dogs and that's it! I don't know anyone else and up to now haven't been able to walk around and meet anyone. Perhaps I ought to stay away, lol:-D
2007-10-14 10:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by dozyllama 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We had someone living near us that we called Mrs Foul Vowels, she had a very loud voice and an awful accent from goodness knows where in the country.
We also called our immediate neighbour The Fishwife because she was always screeching at her children.
I hate to think what they called us!!!
2007-10-15 00:00:44 · answer #4 · answered by Gardengirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I call my neighbour inspecter morse....she is such a nosey old biddy lol. She even told me she hears when I take a pee! FFS! Oh yea and one lady up the road I call greasy (her hair looks like its never been washed!).. I almost called her greasy to her face once out of habit..(still dont know her actual name). A previous neighbour I had as a child I called Isyl (this stood for 'I see you lady'. As one day she caught me and my friend spying through the fence at her and she called out, 'I see you!' and it really creeped us out! A lady who lives 2 doors down I call, 'you know, the big one' (she is extremely overweight). Good question..I never thought of it before!
2007-10-14 10:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by miss_ruby_topaz 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sneaky creepy, cos he's always creeping around up and down the street, trying to find out what everyone else is up to. He even noseys into houses in the next street. That's 1 side of us, on the other are the nobby nobs, both sides neighbours from HELL!!!!!!
2007-10-15 01:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
We have the "Swingers" next door - an elderly couple who are regularly visited by other couples - never the same though. Frigid Bridget & Builders Bum. Ursula the Nazi Spy, the Cripples, and the Skanks.
2007-10-15 08:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Rod the Mod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Louis (after Louis Vuitton as they only buy designer everything), then there are the Plods ( he's a policeman), then across the road we have the Boobs ( so called because my husband once gave the wife a lift and she left her mobile in the car, my son found it , thought it was mine and looked at the last message, the husbands nickname for her was 'boobs).
2007-10-14 10:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Catherine1 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
On one side of my house lives Mrs. Cyclops as she has really thick glasses that make her eyes look huge. Across the road lives The She man, obviously a women who looks like a man and on the other side live a family of Nematodes as they are all really stupid. Of course none of them know about this. Wonder what they call us?
2007-10-15 06:42:54 · answer #9 · answered by happy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We have the shapes (because ones fat, ones not, one tall and ones weird)
The snobs (coz they think there so posh)
Mutton ( a woman in her 50s that dresses like shes 20)
Posh People (coz they actually are posh)
Ribena Boy ( coz he throws blackcurrant over everyone that walks past and hes like 13)
My fave Nan ( an old lady whos really mean and nasty)
What a lovely street eh?!
2007-10-14 10:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by Ste444 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋