This is meant to be fun.
2007-10-14 08:14:27 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
top ten things not to do in church
10-place vodka in the holy water
9-substinute milk and cookies for the body of Christ
8-Yell Yahoo instead of AMEN
7-snore loudly
6-make change in the collection plate
5-read a Playboy magazine inside of your Bible
4-take a cell call during the hymn "God is Calling you"
3-ask for the eight sins or less aisle for the confessional booth
2-listen to the football game and yell out THANK YOU GOD, A TOUCHDOWN
1-Yell out SATIN IS LORD in the middle of a minute of silence
Just remember this was all in fun
2007-10-14 11:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by audioworld 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spitball the Preacher. Hehehe.......
Paper airplanes
The Wave
2007-10-14 08:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by I <3 My Hamster Smokey! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talk when the preacher is preaching or someone is talking. That is very disrespectful. Don't use foul language in the house of God.
2007-10-14 08:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by blessedman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do a tarot spread at the altar. Bad, bad, bad.
Stand up and shout, "Can we hurry this along??? The game starts soon!"
2007-10-14 08:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by SaBoTeL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Argue with others about where to sit (I have seen a lot of fuming going on over seats).
2007-10-14 08:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by jenesuispasunnombre 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHA. young that was a good one!
try to start a wave or cheer when the priest says something you agree with. lol
2007-10-14 08:19:51 · answer #6 · answered by Miranda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep, play rock scissors
2007-10-14 08:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by teresa m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make fun of the priest
2007-10-14 08:19:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the real:
have sex (i know a slutt who did this, disrespectful idiot)
eat (unless they're passing the bread or we have a function)
curse
fight
2007-10-14 08:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by cai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Attend
2007-10-14 08:16:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋