What can't a food connoisseur do, or what doesn't he have access to?

Question

Being held a food connoisseur, he may not have access
TO BREATHE SUCH VOWS AS LOVERS USE TO SWEAR.

I need to rework the second line so it fits with the rest of my parody, which has a food theme. Any ideas? What can't a food connoisseur do, or what doesn't he have access to? Thanks for all suggestions.

Answer 1

Food connoisseur would probably be banned from the kitchen of a Micky D's??

Or boxes of macaroni and cheese.

Or from the flour aisle of any grocery store where the cake mixes are?