I'm curious.. I'm not looking for any of the typical pick up lines you can read on some random list.. I'm looking for horrible pick up lines that people have actually attempted..
2007-10-13 19:13:57 · 15 answers · asked by Honey J. Valentine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The worst one someone has ever said to me was:
"Congratulations! Out of all of the girls at this party, your the only one I want in my bed."
So lame.
2007-10-13 19:29:23 · update #1
I've been clean for two years, wanna help me celebrate..
2007-10-13 19:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by metoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was introduced to me by my friend who was sitting at the table with her and his lady friend. My friend was on a date with her room mate,,,and after being introduced the first thing she said was "What you want HOWLEE?" I did not know what a "howlee" was at that time because she was the first person that I had ever met who was from HAWAII. Howlee is a derogatory name for a WHITE GUY. We ALMOST got married!
2007-10-14 02:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm getting back together with my old boyfriend - I think I'm in love with him. I cheated on you with your friend William last week just to spite you. But I want you one more time because you're the best I've ever had."
I wish she'd never said that.
2007-10-14 02:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this one was very straight to the point. It was "Hey babe, want a root?" (root in Australia is slang for fu*k)
You can see how I was swept off my feet, LOL!!!!!!!
I just looked at him and poured a drink over his head.
2007-10-14 02:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by sydney77 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard some guy using this on my friend. He said "I like every bone in your body, especially mine"
2007-10-18 05:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by smart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look like someone I once loved
2007-10-14 02:23:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were buying me a drink
2007-10-14 02:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by crengle60 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Im starin at you tryin to figure how you got in them jeans"
I knew it was from that 50cent song, but it was SO lame that he used it.
Ugh
2007-10-14 02:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by This Gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are your feet tired blah blah blah running threw my mind blah.
2007-10-14 02:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by staymay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up??
2007-10-14 02:21:50 · answer #10 · answered by Snowydevil 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋