2007-10-13 18:19:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anjellikka 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I met a man who hadn't had a bite in three days...so I bit him
2007-10-13 18:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I come from a tough neighborhood. Today a guy asked me if I had seen a cop around in the last 20 minutes. I said no so he said stick 'em up.
A bear and a rabbit side by side in the woods taking a dump. The bear asks the rabbit, "do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no, so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
2007-10-13 18:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Last night I was chasing a hippopotamus around in my pajamas. How the hippo got in my pajamas I'll never know.
2007-10-13 18:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A skeleton walks in to a bar. He says, "Gimme a lager, and a mop." what's 15 inches long, and hangs in front of a jerk? Donald Trump's necktie How does "The Creature's kinfolk take a kinfolk portrait.? all of them jam into the front seat and run a crimson easy. guy: "have been you faking it final night?" lady: "No, i became into extremely drowsing." previous guy: "rfile, i can't circulate pee." everyday practitioner, "How previous are you?" previous guy, "ninety six." everyday practitioner, "you have peed adequate." 2 Seagulls fly over the Kentucky Derby. One says to the different, "i'm gonna placed everythingg I have been given on form 7." what's bushy and stands out of a mans pajamas at night? His head. a guy robs a economic enterprise and takes hostages. He says to the 1st hostage, "did you notice what befell," the hostage reported, "definite." The robber shot him. Then the robber reported to the subsequent hostage, "did you notice what befell?" the subsequent hostage reported, "No, yet my spouse did."
2016-10-06 21:49:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok read this:
John has a very short memory. He forgets what had happened a minute back. So he went to see the Doc.
John: Doc, I got a problem, I cannot remember anything. I just forgot what happened a minute back! please help me.
Doc: Hmm...., ok...so..how long have you been suffering from this problem?
Jonh: WHAT PROBLEM??????
hehe lol. Isn't that funny guys?
2007-10-13 18:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by Dus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lil Bush
2007-10-13 18:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i was gonna say ol' doc's bunny & bear joke but he beat me to it!
so i'll say another, did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? yeah, he lay in bed all night wondering if there really is a dog..... ;)
2007-10-13 18:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 peanuts were walking down the street, and one was A SALTED.
2007-10-13 18:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by lizzy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
2007-10-13 18:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by Max A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock who's there those are fun
2007-10-13 18:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by MissChatea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋