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2007-10-13 18:03:23 · 10 answers · asked by ~~~Tara~~~ 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

- Present your own case for the defendant.
- Invite your friends and family to come watch you be a juror, and ask for their input regarding the case.
- Blow a huge bubble with your gum during testimony, then stand up in the middle of the courtroom and go "eh! eh!" while pointing to the huge bubble.
- Show up in a clown suit and honk your clown horn twice every time somebody says the words "your honor".
- Stand up and say: "I object, your honor!"
- Declare that you hold the court clerk in contempt.
- Sustain or overrule objections on the judges behalf.
- Tell the baliff, "could you please let the judge know that the defendant is looking guilty at me."
- Act like you're an audience member for the Jerry Springer show, and give your middle-brow moral philosophies as advice to everybody on the witness stand.

2007-10-13 18:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 5 0

watch a football game on tv

2007-10-13 21:48:32 · answer #2 · answered by David 6 · 0 0

Scream or moon the judge.

2007-10-13 19:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0 0

Pick your nose.....gross. I actually saw that once. No one was paying any attention to the attorney, they were all watching this juror pick his nose. Yucky!~

2007-10-13 18:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

snore loud enough to wake up the judge

2007-10-13 18:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Talk

2007-10-13 18:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 2 0

text

2007-10-13 18:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

eat gummy worms. it make people really mad for some odd reason.

2007-10-13 18:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by babe with an attitude 6 · 1 0

be intoxicated. a guy got arrested for that.

2007-10-13 18:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

fashion your shoestrings into a noose
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2007-10-13 18:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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