- Present your own case for the defendant.
- Invite your friends and family to come watch you be a juror, and ask for their input regarding the case.
- Blow a huge bubble with your gum during testimony, then stand up in the middle of the courtroom and go "eh! eh!" while pointing to the huge bubble.
- Show up in a clown suit and honk your clown horn twice every time somebody says the words "your honor".
- Stand up and say: "I object, your honor!"
- Declare that you hold the court clerk in contempt.
- Sustain or overrule objections on the judges behalf.
- Tell the baliff, "could you please let the judge know that the defendant is looking guilty at me."
- Act like you're an audience member for the Jerry Springer show, and give your middle-brow moral philosophies as advice to everybody on the witness stand.
2007-10-13 18:19:06
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answer #1
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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watch a football game on tv
2007-10-13 21:48:32
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answered by David 6
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Scream or moon the judge.
2007-10-13 19:30:30
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answered by DawnDavenport 7
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Pick your nose.....gross. I actually saw that once. No one was paying any attention to the attorney, they were all watching this juror pick his nose. Yucky!~
2007-10-13 18:13:37
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answered by Anonymous
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snore loud enough to wake up the judge
2007-10-13 18:10:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Talk
2007-10-13 18:11:34
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answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5
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text
2007-10-13 18:09:22
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answered by Anonymous
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eat gummy worms. it make people really mad for some odd reason.
2007-10-13 18:10:20
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answered by babe with an attitude 6
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be intoxicated. a guy got arrested for that.
2007-10-13 18:07:51
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answered by Anonymous
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fashion your shoestrings into a noose
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2007-10-13 18:10:42
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answered by Anonymous
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