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Yes... First I put mouse traps in my draws drawer, unfortunately, I forgot about that and one mornin' I went to put on a pair and, well, lets just say it wasn't pretty. Then I got a cat, only to find out I'm allergic... I miss you fluffy. Next, I started to hide them from those 'lil devils but, I forgot where I put them and had a hard time explaining to my lady friend why she found boxer briefs in her candy box. Now I've got me a stick o' dynamite in the 2nd drawer and a trigger wire in the bottom one!

Hehehehehehehehe!


IM A F#@*%$G GENIUS!!!!

2007-10-14 11:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by jayroc 2 · 3 0

Yeah Im missing a few socks from the dryer gnomes and the unpants gnomes took all the backs off of my earings

2007-10-13 17:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by staymay 7 · 0 0

I don't have underpants gnomes. I have sock pixies. They always steal socks and cause me to have about 4000 mismatched socks.
The underpants gnomes got overthrown by my sock pixies. The sock pixies are better singers, anyway.

2007-10-13 17:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Not anymore I solved that problem, every night before bed I throw my underwear onto the front yard from the gnomes to gather.

2007-10-13 17:02:47 · answer #4 · answered by Wesley W 5 · 0 0

i am immune to the underpants gnomes because i promised them all the wendy HOT JUICY BURGERS that they wanted as long as they didnt steal my things
yaaaaaay for gnomesssssss

2007-10-13 19:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by raider_ashley 2 · 1 0

YES! All of the time! It's so annoying...I set out traps though, perhaps that will catch them. I'm sick of them stealing my crap all of the time. I also hate the Internet Gnome that makes it shut down all of the time. >_<

2007-10-13 17:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Grace 4 · 0 0

No, but my friend Tweek does.

Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2:
Phase 3: Profit

2007-10-13 17:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 3 0

I have a problem with gnomes sneaking into my fartpipe and causing gas backups

2007-10-13 17:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by WhoLovesYaBaby? 2 · 1 0

Yes

2007-10-13 17:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Dog 4 · 0 0

I used to but I quit wearing underpants and since then they have left me alone.

2007-10-13 17:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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