2007-10-13 16:48:51 · 27 answers · asked by Misused 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I got really drunk one night and woke up in a pool of my puke. It was all in my hair and all over my face. That was gross, not to mention it smelled.
Or, my cat took a crap in my bed once while I was asleep. It didn't get in me but it was nasty.
One of my friends used to have a bed wetting problem and the first night I stayed with her I had woke up in the middle of the night to find that she had pissed all over me.
2007-10-13 16:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My cat finishing off a dead bird on top of me.
There were feathers and guts all over my nightshirt and she was so pleased with herself. She had brought her cat mama(me) a gift, but then I think she decided to have a little taste. And got carried away.
2007-10-13 23:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was about 13 years old I spent a few days at my uncle's house.
My cousins and I slept in the barn loft and when we woke up we saw the cat by our heads with her kittens.
She killed a chipmunk and the kittens were eating it.
2007-10-13 23:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Tiki Mask staring back at me from the mirror.
2007-10-13 23:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tornado sirens
2007-10-13 23:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time i woke up with blood all over my face. and i tasted it and i totally freaked out. Then i looked in the mirror and passed out because blood was all over my face. It was freaky. I have no idea what was up and i still dont' know.
2007-10-13 23:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by djgraci 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the sight of the previous night's bloody massacre and two dozen kitten heads on the shelf
2007-10-13 23:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harsh reality.
2007-10-13 23:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by f1mudvayne29 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ONCE DRANK TO MUCH VODKA DURING NEWS YEAR EVE AND THE STENCH OF SOMETHING AWFUL CAUGHT MY ATTENTION IN THE EARLY AM. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM IN MY PANTS AND I DON'T MEAN # 1.
" HUMOR IS THE VOICE OF ACCEPTANCE "
2007-10-13 23:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by LACSAP 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a cat standing on my chest staring me in the eyes. It looked like it wanted to kill me.
2007-10-13 23:53:14 · answer #10 · answered by mdinkins7024 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋