Anyone else strike out at the hospital raffle?
2007-10-13 16:29:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, I guess that's what you get for always being so gosh darn charming. Dozens of hearts on a string, and not a kidney in sight =).
2007-10-14 18:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those raffles are rigged. Try trading with the one who got the kidney. A heart for a kidney....
2007-10-13 23:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by dumbuglyweirdo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alec, come here...grabs screwdriver and turns a few of Daleks loose screws.
There now you don't need a new kidney or heart. See if you can sell the heart on ebay for beer! I get 1/2!
2007-10-14 07:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got a whole shipment of Kidneys comming in next week. Im really back on orders for golbladders though. Oh and next month were cuitting Acheles Tendon prices in half! So hobble on down to Neds House o' Parts and Waffles. Where If you dont find what your looking for.... You can have mine! And a free waffle!
2007-10-13 23:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by special_ned 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
err...um...why does a Dalek need a kidney. Are you leaking WD-40 or sumtin..sheesh Robot, all ya really need is an oil change.
{shaking my head at the lack of knowledge demonstrated by one who wishes to dominate the human species...oh wait...this could be a good thing...}
Um..okay Dalek..I got a deal fer ya. I'll trade yer heart fer a kidney, straight up.
2007-10-14 10:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
umm,I don't think we have those raffles in Canada.
But if you get on the waitlist for parts,it's a sure bet half the people on it will die before their turn,you could strike a deal with someone maybe.
2007-10-13 23:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know how you feel ... I wanted to win the shock wave lithotripsy but all I got was a voucher for free endoscopic retrograde cholangio-pancreatography.
2007-10-14 08:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you won my heart, I'd give you my kidney anway. I love with all my heart and kidney.
2007-10-13 23:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think that's rough? You need to enter one of the kind of lotteries they hold at the local SPCA.
"Hey, pooch! You've just won a free injection of phenylbarbital and potassium nitrate....!"
2007-10-14 20:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always get the 'discounted night stay' coupon. And I had to attend a meeting. At least you won something you can sell!!
2007-10-14 11:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋