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2007-10-13 15:05:25 · 16 answers · asked by Guinness 5 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

16 answers

1) Headache? I take two aspirin and go to bed.
2) Desire to smash something? Call my ex.
3) Feeling of doom? Get the hell out of Dodge...My doom feelings are scary!!
4) Splinter in your left toe? pick it out with a sterilzed pin.
5) Question you wan't answered? Come to Yahoo Answers!!!

2007-10-13 15:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Silva 6 · 4 0

I don't know, is it like major a? if it's like dat, Show it off! gitcha self wundem dere li'l ol' g-strangs and just work it girl.

or do you mean A major? First of all i'd funk it up with a dominant seven and I voice it real tight and just chugalug it down low then for some upper extension pop, I'd drop the sharp 9th right on up there like Jimi used to. (y'know a C sharp down low and a C natural up top get yer A bass and G in there and don't even mess with no E.)

Or if you mean "a major pain in the bee-hive," I'd just tell 'em "Setcho monkey azz down foo' fo' I come up side yo' damn foo' haid one time numbsain?

Don't you let no "a" ruin yer day.

2007-10-14 00:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Wipe>Flush> Wash.

2007-10-13 23:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Burning sensation when I pee? Get a shot of penicillin and curse out that transvestite. Hey! How was I supposed to know women didn't have Adam's Apples?

2007-10-14 00:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Purple polka dotted bear riding a unicycle in your drive?

2007-10-13 23:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 1 1

have to vacuum the whole house before your parents got home but didn't because you were on Yahoo! answers...Grab the vacuum and make streaks all on the carpet to make it look like I did something. ;)

2007-10-13 22:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 0 1

Well, the first thing I do is I get rid of the

2007-10-14 09:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by Expat Mike 7 · 3 1

heartache? Yeah i know how you feel
*making the ugliest sad face*

2007-10-14 02:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

have a what???yea you need to complete the question so you can get a straight answer

2007-10-13 22:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by mario_wwe 2 · 1 1

nervous breakdown...? I just crack open a couple beers and things seem to fall in place
!

2007-10-14 03:09:19 · answer #10 · answered by chris j 7 · 1 1

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