Darth Cheney
Written by Semper Fi Reborn
Luke, I am your Vice President,
Is what Darth Cheney said.
Let me take you hunting,
And put birdshot in your head.
I'll loan you a Storm Trooper,
Or let you fly Deathstar.
But don't you try to lie to me,
For Jedis are real smart.
I punish you with a sabre,
And endless days of working.
I'll make you shout "DARTH CHENEY RULES!"
Or, "I LOVE HALIBURTON!"
But seriously folks I joust,
Yes I too can be zany.
No one has a better heart,
Than good old Darth Cheney!
2007-10-13 14:23:39 · 11 answers · asked by Semp-listic! 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
LOL, I love it!
I just came home from running some errands, not in the best of moods. Thank you for brightening up my evening.
May The Force Be With You!
2007-10-13 17:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
I think Darth Cheney would growl, and say something like, "...yep, good heart....heh, heh, heh,....just a heartbeat away from the Presidency...."
(and, don't leave out good ol' Lynne...)(what DO those dogs do at night at the compound.....?)
2007-10-13 14:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Joya 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Semper Fi, your poems just keep getting better and better! I love it!!! Darth will love it, too!!!
2007-10-13 15:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He would love it,but he's probably playing an x-box 360 game right now...I should sign onto,"x box live" and try to find him..
(((Darth)))
2007-10-13 14:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Not that good
You could have done better...
especially for cheney
I do respect your effort
2007-10-13 14:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love this one!!! Great poem for a great guy!!! DARTH CHENEY RULES!!!!
2007-10-13 14:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by beano™ 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
i lile it but the author could wind up at club gitmo
2007-10-13 14:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
this is too cute! LOL
2007-10-13 15:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ramjet 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol I say your silly.
2007-10-13 14:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He will absolutely LOVE it!!!!
:) :)
2007-10-13 14:28:38 · answer #10 · answered by Moon :) 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋