2007-10-13 12:54:32 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Car in yard on blocks with missing wheels
Hardest three years in life was second grade
Funeral home has a neon sign
Has hots for their own sister
Their claim to having a PHD refers to a post hole digger
Wife has her own tobacco spit on her car door
Names are Earlene, Wilbur, Billy Joe, Jimbob, or even Billyjoejimbob.
2007-10-14 03:47:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My mom is one, lets see.......
Lives in a trailer
built rooms onto the trailer
built carport onto the trailer
farther up the hill, they have cleared land to be buried in once they are dead
wears shoes only when necessary
clips toenails only when shoes become too tight
(my mom has no false teeth, but most of my other relatives down there do)
they all compete to see who's the craziest so they can get more disability from the govt
they built a Lowe's store down there and was unable to open it because they couldnt get enough people to pass a drug test
I could go on and on, but I think you get the message
2007-10-13 13:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you name is billy and you live on a hill, then its a hillbilly
2007-10-13 12:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by leanmoo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if your cousin is also your father, you'd be a hill billy.
If your 10 year old daughter chews tobacco, you'd be a hill billy.
if you graduated the 4th grade......twice, you'd be a hill billy.
if for thanks giving your mom serves squirrel with Taters and drippins, you'd be a hill billy.
If one or more of your mom's dresses say "flour" on it, you'd be a hill billy.
;0)
2007-10-13 13:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by randy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One who lives in them thar hills.
2007-10-13 13:02:29 · answer #5 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone that is incapable of completing whole sentences, a noteworthy education, treats their spouse and children horribly, and enjoys sexual intercourse with relatives. (Then again, I could be just stereotyping. I apologize if I am.)
2007-10-13 13:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jess O keefe
2007-10-13 12:57:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Extra fingers
2007-10-13 13:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When yer from the land, where the men are men and the sheep are scared!
2007-10-16 10:13:45 · answer #9 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'two cars in the front yard... one up on blocks"
"Calling your sister your wife"
Using your coon dogs for blankets at night"
Fighting over who gets the top floor of your two story outhouse.
... Sorry, Randy S gave me these answers. I cant take credit. LOL
2007-10-13 12:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by Heatherlikesleather 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋