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cooking you an awesome breakfast?

2007-10-13 11:43:20 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

NO POISON!:(
Just a random act of kindness.
And don't worry. I'll do the dishes for you, too!:D
Hypothetically speaking...

2007-10-13 11:49:19 · update #1

Aaw! Is your girlfriend that jealous? What if I looked kinda raggedy and had my kids with me?(They're really well behaved, because they know they'd better be.) I'll cook for HER too!!!

2007-10-13 11:54:04 · update #2

Unless you got a thang for chicks with back fat, then I don't think you want me in my birthday suit.
I usually wear yoga pants and a t-shirt with my hair up in a bun.

2007-10-13 12:28:33 · update #3

I can COOOOOK-most things...
Most soul food-
I make some good vegetarian dishes, too!

2007-10-13 13:12:15 · update #4

14 answers

I would thank the Lord for answering my prayers to drop an angel out of the sky into my arms, I mean kitchen. ----- er, no , I meant arms !!

2007-10-13 14:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by The Count 7 · 1 0

I would fear for your safety because I have a large very excitable dog who's main concern in life is, "Is Breakfast Ready?!", "What's For Breakfast?!" and "Will You Cook Me Breakfast Faster If I Sit On Your Head?!" My dog get's nice healthy home cooking, but constantly fears I will forget to feed her... Plus the parrot starts swooping around suicidally, trying to dive into boiling pans of water and the frying pan. Breakfast is quite highly desired and hectic here. I wish you WERE here. We could all have scrambled eggs together. If we could drag the dog off the kitchen table. Let's not even talk about dinner...

2007-10-13 14:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by nowyat 4 · 0 0

Well....if your psychic abilities were such that you knew exactly what I wanted for breakfast, I would probably be happy....and I would stay out of the kitchen until you were finished cooking....and then I would thank you! But I think I would rather be asked what I wanted for breakfast first...unless you were sure that you knew.

2007-10-13 11:53:43 · answer #3 · answered by hello world 7 · 3 0

I'd look around, ask who you are and then say make yourself right at home. I'd also offer to help you finish up, after all you'd have to cook for seven people, eight if you were going to eat too.

2007-10-13 11:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by angelwithadvice 3 · 2 0

um..... i would ask you who you were and how you got inside. then i'd check to make sure that everything was still where it was supposed to be (no offense, nothing personal lol).....
then i'd wonder if I was the one in the wrong house..... then i'd sit down and say thank you for the breakfast. (though usually my bfast is 2 cups of coffee lol)

2007-10-13 12:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'd be so shocked to see you, I'd probably whack you with a frying pan.

Then I'd calm down and thank you, asking if I could have brown sauce with that :-) xx

2007-10-13 11:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Notorious 5 · 2 0

So what's wrong with a little back fat anyway!!!
Can you cook...that's the real question!

2007-10-13 13:10:04 · answer #7 · answered by Silva 6 · 1 0

Well I'd probably sit down and let you serve me and invite you back tomorrow morning.
;)

2007-10-13 11:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by mahoganychik@yahoo.com 6 · 2 0

I would be suspicious of poison in the food.

2007-10-13 11:46:55 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 4 · 2 0

awesome breakfast or not, I would probably knock you out, because I don't know you lol.

2007-10-13 11:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by onyx1 5 · 2 0

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