finish the sentance and the funniets ending wins
I told the driver...
2007-10-13 11:07:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I told the driver to sing allong with me !
There was a farmer had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
And Bingo was his name-o!
2007-10-13 11:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by natalia k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So besides, the guy grow to be so so disenchanted that the female left, so considered one of his buddies stated, an afternoon after she left, "guy, i understand you like her, so why did no longer you tell her!?!! She cherished you too!!!!! She does no longer have left!" the guy stated, "Wow, i'm an fool!" and then he picked up his cellular telephone, reported as her at present and informed her how he felt, no count if he grow to be rejected or no longer, he felt brave and brave. the female stated she felt the same maximum suitable way, so the female ended up going returned to her unique college, and that they've been mutually and so so happy! *credit*
2016-12-18 06:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told the driver..." Just look in your rear view mirror. Do you see that sailor guy running down the middle of the road toward us?",,,,,"I don't CARE where we go to as long as it's AWAY from HIM!!!" " I just left his naked wife on their neighbors couch,,,and my buddy here just left his neighbors wife laying naked in her bedroom." "We thought he was away in the war!" " He must have got a leave and decided to SURPRISE his wife.!"
2007-10-13 11:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the load needed to be there to nite at 9pm and he said when pigs fly and I'm rich.
2007-10-13 11:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...he should have made the fairway with that shot and if he screwed up again I'd pick the seven iron instead.
2007-10-13 11:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to quit laughing and help me shove my last roll of fat in the car door
2007-10-13 11:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by Nephew Buk 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
...to stop the car before his fake leg falls off.
2007-10-13 11:12:28 · answer #7 · answered by Skelli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that that gorilla was going to cross whether he used his turn signal or not.
2007-10-13 11:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an itch down there, will you get it for me? Goodnight!
2007-10-13 14:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by curious_boricua_soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i need to get off, and he said not on my bus
2007-10-13 11:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by Felix 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋