Jilly of the Jiggling Jugs has come forward to fill the breach left by the desertion of McTealc from his duties of Security at The Wee Hoose.
He is not to blame - he had a taste of honey on the moors with me and knew that it was a once in a lifetimes experience - when along came the Beautiful Lady Barbara.
The man was still reeling from his close encounter with a sexy Celt and was putty in her hands.
As he was in mine - but I am made of firmer stuff and was able to mould him into the fine upstanding soldier that Lady Barbara took advantage of.
The question stands - should I offer the position to Jiggly knowing her weakness for the lads in kilts? Will it be McTealc all over again - with security this time in a lycra WonderWoman costume stretched tightly over it?
Is there anyone who will care for me chooks - or has the whole world gone lust crazy?
Where o where is my Guiding Light - GOLDWING - what would he do? I am so alone ................................
2007-10-13 07:07:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Its no never mind to me Izzy me girl whether its OFFERED or not. I'm on my way.
Sooo shut up the chooks, straighten McTealc 's kilt, alert the good time girl Barb, return Mr E to the upright position and send the strange gaited Barley out to round up GW. Get Gladys acookin, justme a pouring and all will be well once more at the ol' B & B
It is painfully obvious to my good self (and GW) that you need taking in 'hand', (no McTealc wont do), in order to bring some order and peace back to yon moors. It is clear that you have lost your good senses somewhere out in the heather and have need of a Heroine with Heart to sort you out.
I volunteer for the job, lycra and spandex at the ready, rope and whip curled and flexed and ready for action!!!
2007-10-14 06:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me, the whole world HAS gone lust crazy! Face facts, woman, you are reaping the bounty of your actions on the moor...I told you to take a hair brush with you, I told you of the dangers of heather..but did you listen NOOOOOOOOO ! But, in your favor, you did learn the "deny" factor quickly. (served well, you will have to admit). You can take the skirt off the Scot, and he will be no more than any other man..waiting for your charms, be the line long or short, depending upon the time of day. What care ye if Lady Barbara or Mistress Jilly takes your cast offs? Once had, all men are the same. Let's face it...they come UP the hill, then go DOWN the hill...yep, all men are the same...Hell, some men are OVER the hill and don't come up or down....just life's observances :-)
And to add lust to injury, Lady Barbara states it as it is...a kilt about the head is an OPEN invitation...what choice did she have in this life? God, I love prepostions today, don't I?
Love and peace to all you lunatics, Goldwing
2007-10-13 14:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Would appear you have an assist from a young Yankee lad, but Abner has not truly forsook Daisy Mae as yet. He may indeed turn cold shoulder to the Jiggly Jiggle. Methinks for
the moment the chooks are safe babes in arms.
2007-10-13 14:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jilly, I just have to say you have had me laughing girl. What an
imagination you have going for you. I can no more get a
feeling for story telling in this vein of Dungeons and Dragons,
but I admire you for your creativity. So I will be only an ob-
server of this tale of knights and knaves. So carry on.......!
By the way, do you do any writing for a hobby?
2007-10-13 23:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you not have a wizard to put spells of protection around the hoose? Not even a hedge witch? Mayhap one of those rocket/rooster chicks will sit on the roof and scare the foxes away!
2007-10-13 21:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nae Lady,not abandoned at all.A wee taste and all is back to normal.Twas not such a long time,and all has returned to normal.What was I to do,a fine laddie with his kilt about his head....here now,I'll guard the chooks...
2007-10-13 14:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by Barbara D 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know where Goldwing is and I am takin' up his time.
So cut out the chatter
We have other things that matter.
The dragon now has gold wings.
2007-10-13 14:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by dragon 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ach forget the chooks come to me my lovely wench tis time for a new lesson involving spelunking in the south regions lol
2007-10-14 01:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Aye, I just became a chooks farmer look at my question--I will stand by the hoose with you.
2007-10-13 14:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by lilabner 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What a crock of crap! I should have stayed gone. I'm certainly sorry I came back. I thought this place was for people with a few brains, not la la land in a wee wee hoose!
2007-10-13 20:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by oldman 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋