Your military call up papers. They need sneaky lap dancin' ferrets in Iraq. Hide!
2007-10-13 16:52:13
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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An official looking letter from the Health department wanting to know my grandpa's recent contacts. He's 98
2007-10-13 14:03:23
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answered by the_chief 6
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So, I went outside to get the mail and there it was Spam (in a can). should I open it? is it safe? would I get a virus if I ate it?
2007-10-13 16:27:50
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answer #3
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answered by coachotis 6
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A giant dildo in the sky!!
Oh Ma God!!
The aliens put it there in order to disguise their space ships... they plan to take over the weaklings of planet earth and, omg yes!!! You will get another!!!
2007-10-13 14:09:06
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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A huge box from UPS and I have no idea where it came from or what's inside it. Oh Happy day!!
2007-10-13 14:04:41
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answer #5
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answered by ? 4
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another bloody Readers Digest scam.
2007-10-13 14:22:54
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answer #6
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answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7
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A tornado
2007-10-13 19:48:19
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answered by Anonymous
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A drunken ferret. I think she must have been accidentally locked out of the house...
Bet she's happy to see you. Take good care of her, she's one of a kind :)
2007-10-13 14:56:25
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answer #8
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answered by splitlevelmind 5
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a skunk living in my mail box - man that stinks!
2007-10-13 14:02:28
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answered by Anonymous
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a condom, two crazy teenagers, and most likely, b/c teens are stupid. and im 13 1/2 im willing to admit it.
2007-10-13 14:09:06
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answer #10
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answered by SoxfanWheels 2
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