2007-10-13 06:05:32 · 11 answers · asked by Sickxually Inactive 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
1. One in 18 people has a third nipple.
2. Giant squid eat each other - especially during sex.
3. Bill Gates does not have an iPod.
2007-10-13 16:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You'll die early next year
- No young man believes he shall ever die
William Hazlitt, 1778-1830, British essayist.
2. Your grandpa resembles a baboon
- The direct ancestor of man is very probably a «hairy quadruped, furnished with a tail and pointed ears, probably arboreal in its habits».
Charles Darwin, 1809-1882, English naturalist.
3. You are a hypocrite
- The eternal silence of infinite spaces frightens me.
Blaise Pascal, 1623-1662
cheers!
2007-10-13 20:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog pooped in the floor this morning, it was horrible, took 2 flushes to get it all down.
Umm, you have to have prostate exams done in some years..
and...ummm, the last one, u really dont wanna know!
2007-10-13 13:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by kiki72404 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By 2050 there will be no more polar bears.
You will not be able to afford health insurance.
We are running out of cemetary spaces.
2007-10-13 13:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the taxes you pay (if you live in th US) are used to kill innocent people in the middle east. Sants Claus does NOT exist ( sorry for being that brutal ...) you have a piece of unidentifed food between your teeth..
2007-10-13 15:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by Onega 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
rThe towers where brought down by demolition
Religion is control...no thinking ( or evolution)
You owe so much....as an american (your taxes barely pay off interest on the current debit (growing))
And it has been that way a while now
2007-10-13 21:36:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends and I went on a walk for breast cancer today,
having a tree removed from my yard, and I'm listening to the news...
2007-10-13 13:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Due to the rising national debt, EVERY american citizen owes about $30,000.
There is no cure for cancer, AIDS, or HIV.
You're more likely to die from a disease or accident then you are to die from natural causes.
2007-10-13 13:17:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1Have only healthy interesting preoccupations ,curiosity. 2God loves you,3 i don't want to drop my problems on you .Have a good day!
2007-10-13 18:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by emina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm.. claire has got her hair done today, hannah bought new jeans and lastly jane is pregnant^.^
2007-10-13 13:10:07 · answer #10 · answered by ~Mevsim~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋