2007-10-13 04:25:24 · 25 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
please dont bury me
down in that cold cold ground
id rather have them cut me up
& pass me all around
throw my brain
in a hurricane
& the blind can have my eyes
& the deaf can have both my ears
if they dont mind the size!
2007-10-13 04:38:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My last words... if I had the time... it would be "tell my kids I love 'em"! if not... I'm agreeing with it ain't right!
I don't want a funeral... total waste of money! I'd rather have everyone go on a great vacation somewhere and talk about the good times!
2007-10-14 12:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I tried to show love to as many people as possible, but I think I missed a few. Your turn to love the others."
... or if you want some funny options ...
Spike Milligan
"You see. I told you I was sick."
"Dangerous? No. He looks cute"
I wonder what this button does?
Yeah? Come here and say that
Oops
"I should have checked the Use By date"
2007-10-13 12:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by wizebloke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oscar WIlde was dying in a hotel, and he was revolted by the obnoxiously ugly wall paper.
Right before he died, his last words were "Either this wall paper is going, or I am."
I hope mine are just as good.
2007-10-13 11:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by hmmm?? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
may your lives be filles with all the love and joy that you deserve, as you have filled mine, and that you never forget to fufill your dreams so that you die with no regret.. ease your thirsty curiosities with the wonders of the world and smile when you die.. ( i really have to take a deep breath before dying if i want to say all that, i might shorten it)
and i'd like a nice epitaph on my tomb, but i still have time to think about that..
2007-10-13 15:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Onega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably will be something like "oops".
Timothy Leary was reported to have said "beautiful" as his last word, which, hopefully mine might be more like that.
2007-10-13 11:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by shroomtune 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've just recently decided to record them as my eulogy. I intend to consider them very carefully. I've always had a lot to say. Few are ever too bored to listen but many are too busy.
2007-10-13 11:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by midnite rainbow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't want to die in an automobile,
throw me out in an open field.
want the snakes to suck my skin
want the worms to be my friends
want the birds to eat my eyes
Here I lie!
2007-10-13 11:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by luminous 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure, however I hope that they are in depth and touch the soul of the very person I am talking too.
2007-10-13 11:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I love you, Lex Luther!" (that's from Superman Returns, and I'm joking)
Seriously, my last words might be:
"Father, into your hands I commend my body, soul and all things."
2007-10-13 11:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋