I'm not really worried about going to prison - free accommodation, food and clothes on the state (like that's anything new for me), but one thing is concerning me greatly.
The bull-dy*kes.
A girl like me is going to be seen as rich pickings for those hairy great lesbians they have in there - they're gonna think all their Christmases have come at once.
So, my question is, what can I do to make myself less attractive? I really don't want to spend the next year as someone's bi*tch.
Help.
2007-10-13 02:06:01 · 31 answers · asked by Ms Minger 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
get a tattoo, maybe one on your breast, something like a bee.
next, get your nipples pierced.
eat curry and fart like a seaside donkey.
Put on a extra couple of stone.
become aggressive and nasty to everyone.
try and have a sense of humour by pass
should do the trick, couldnt imagine anyone being that revolting so it will be a culture shock for anyone in Prison.
Orrrrrrr if my memory serves me correctly the walls in those women only prisons are very wobbly, just push them over and escape.
2007-10-13 20:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
no longer particular. possibly because that is starting to be more suitable ubiquitous? as a remember of truth that is been an unlawful drug for see you later as maximum politicians remember, ergo, it should be undesirable. Legalising it, regulating it and taxing it would want to be helpful to society and in time might want to likely see a shrink in use - the authorities might want to administration human beings's ammount and the rebellious image of taking an unlawful drug might want to be lengthy previous. too a lot police money and time is spent on a phony warfare on a drug it really is a lot a lot less volatile than alcohol and tobacco.
2016-10-21 02:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really hope you are joking because you come on here thinking prision is a holiday!
You committed a crime so you deserve to go to prison but if this is what inmates are thinking about it, then we obviously have a problem.
You don't need to become anyone's ***** - you just keep head down and get on with the punishment.
If anyone tries it on you just tell them you straight and not attracted to them.
But Merry Xmas - I guessing they getting their Christmas Present early this year!
Lx
2007-10-13 02:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by SunshineApple 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My advice to you is (from 1st hand experience) to find the biggest, hairiest, butch lessy in there. No one will mess with you plus you get to be one of the 'bit*ch's who takes all their stuff from them. Great for trading and selling with others, you can get a nice stash of money put aside for your release. Unfortunately being a looker, nothing that you do could make you that unattractive to them.
2007-10-13 10:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow this is a hard one!
Y'know wot they say - you either got it or you dont?
Trouble is you have aintcha?
I just had the thought of all thoughts - wait for it ....................
pretend youre a Muslim - then you get to wear a berka and your true beauty will be hidden? Job Done! Ok you dont get to eat pork but heh thats prison for you innit!
ps Still waiting 4 my vid of you in the shower?
love you xxxxxxxxxxx
2007-10-13 06:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly, gouge one of yer eyeballs out and stub a cigar in the socket. Or catch as many stds as you can [pay all the dockers/bums to screw you] and yer flange will smell like a stinkhorn.
2007-10-13 07:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by The Will 2 Defy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what you complaining about, we love new girls. We are all really friendly and will show you a good time. And we take great exception to you saying we are all hairy, we DO get free razors you know(under supervision of course). Its just some girls prefer the gorilla look.
2007-10-13 02:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by dances 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Model yourself on Amy Winehouse
2007-10-13 02:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ms Minger, DONT wear that garment that you have, with the security tag still attached, ( the one you ASKED how to take it off).
PMSL
Shop lifting charges I suppose.
You do the crime, you do the time. But you knew this!!!
2007-10-13 11:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem can become really serious if the worst of the bull*dykes happen to be warders who wear leather gloves!
2007-10-13 02:15:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋