She told me I had to give up beer. Said we couldn't afford it. A few days later, I caught her spending 65 bucks on make-up. When challenged, she said it was a vital expenditure in order to make herself pretty and attactive - just for me. I explained to her "that's what the beer was for".
I don't think she's coming back.
2007-10-13 00:48:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
momo:
yup, but it's the answers that the others posted that are really funny - hey, don't blame me - it was a deliberate trap suitable aided and abetted by Yahoo's category-choosing 'bot.
2007-10-13 00:58:09 · update #1
Thats not why she left. She left because you caught her looking in the mirror at her boobs and wishing aloud that they were bigger. You then suggested she rub toilet paper between her boobs, and when she asked why you thought that would make them bigger, you told her it worked with her ars*! Ha ha x
2007-10-15 01:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
looking at the economics here, i'd say the $65.00 would go further on beer than on makeup. i hope she does some math here and realizes that u were right. i think once she sees ur right she will come back. good luck to u and i'll keep u in my prayers.
2007-10-13 08:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let her cool down , I understand you though , beer is cheaper than makeup , no one should give up beer , yeh cut down but she has to cut don on what she spends on make up. I spend about £10 month on make up , sometimes less than that.
2007-10-13 07:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by ceri anne j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. Shes not coming back. But there will always be Beer.
It will never spend cash on make-up and will only ever flirt with "shots" :)
2007-10-13 07:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by The Doctor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well u really should not be drinking.... u should apologize and tell her u will try to stop drinking... maybe a few every once and awhile... and girls really do love make up, so just tell her she can still get make up, just to cut it down a little...
2007-10-13 07:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Madison 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look in the mirror, raise your glass and say "Cheers!"
2007-10-13 10:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by Benjamin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a terrible thing to say.
So no, I highly doubt she's coming back.
2007-10-13 07:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats the most dumbest thing ever true!
2007-10-13 07:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by Niki !!!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're right. She wants to look good for someone and it isn't you.
2007-10-13 07:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time don't get your questions from a joke book...that is sooo old.
2007-10-13 07:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by momofbdf 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋