Every Sunday in his church pew
Sits Sanctimonious and his wife –
Does he get any fun and laughter
In his sober, pious life?
Does he see good in other people?
Do you really think he cares?
He looks especially sanctimonious
When he’s reading out the prayers.
He sometimes preaches sermons –
But we’ve heard it all before.
One woman’s head dropped forward –
And we heard a fearful snore.
An iceberg? Yes, quite frozen
With a holier-than-thou expression;
His self-righteous and pretentious looks
Could drive you to depression.
God wouldn't like a man like that
Who thinks he's better than the rest.
For he likes people who are loving.
Not who think that they're the best.
Mr S feels sure he'll go to Heaven
With other sanctimonious folk;
But God only lets you through His gates
If you can laugh at others' jokes.
2007-10-12 19:23:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
they say you can tell a lot about a person by the size of that which makes them angry
enough said
2007-10-12 20:41:22 · update #1
lol im being called a **** by someone with a name like shambo likes fanny
priceless
2007-10-12 20:42:09 · update #2
lol and adam cant spell so no point taking him seriously
2007-10-12 20:43:16 · update #3
So...Who's making light of this terrible tragedy now?
2007-10-12 20:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by Charley 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Sorry but are you in a time warp. It has taken you a long time to post this has it not. The facts in the link date from 1945 - 2002. What has this got to do with the McCann's. How can you prevent a crime that happened in 1945 or even 2002 for that matter. I am sorry but I think this was not a good attempt at having a go at the anti-McCann's. Why don't you leave it alone if all you can come up with is stale information. These stories are horrendous and hopefully we all learn by them but the are a poor excuse for making a point to ant-McCann's. Are you not also just stirring by doing this.
2016-04-08 06:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Added 2 favourites 2 b used everytime the p rick starts. do u have 1 about being thick 4 justatwat? I think people shud keep this and use it again and again and again. thanx hun, off 2 email it 2.
2007-10-12 21:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by ??? 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
"God wouldn't like a man like that
Who thinks he's better than the rest.
For he likes people who are loving.
Not who think that they're the best".
Guess those 'loving' parents who abandoned their babies won't be getting in those gates then!
2007-10-13 01:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by threepenny53 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that written about Gerry and Kate McCann? If so, you have summed them up great, well done! Bet they wouldn't like it though, but then again, the truth hurts!
2007-10-13 00:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by MissEssex 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice ones! Como and faith!
Very apt indeed!
2007-10-13 03:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, Don't mind the haters they have formed a little club, but they are harmless. LOL
2007-10-12 22:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by Radiator 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WoW Como Lewis That was brilliant!!
2007-10-12 21:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Did you stay up all night to write that poem, So the anti McCanns wont go to heaven but the Mccanns will, that's OK then. that sums your mentality up.
2007-10-12 22:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by mrs bean 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Wheres the poem,just see a load of Sanctimonious rubbish,written by half wit
2007-10-12 19:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by yaboo 4 · 5⤊ 5⤋