2007-10-12 19:00:38 · 36 answers · asked by The Answer 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Let it out and not say a thing =)
2007-10-12 19:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by ●๋• Daria ●๋• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unless one is an animal one can always control one's farts.
If, however, one is accidentally released it depends - if it is noisy, then one should say "Excuse me". If it is silent but smelly, I personally would say nothing.
Some people try to offload the blame by looking at someone else in a way that suggests they have done it. This is easier in a crowded environment such as a train or bus, where nobody can be certain where it originated.
2007-10-12 19:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was once in a class and the guy next to me farted, but then he blamed me. He was new in class and everyone believed him. I was super embarrassed and he thought it was great. So if I am ever in a big group I am going to blame the person beside me if I accidental let one rip.
2007-10-12 19:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Time to live 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldnt stand still I would walk somewhere else and fart while walking, try to weave myself in and out of people so that everyone smelled like they farted and everyone would be guessing who did it. Ha ha, no but really- never stand still and do it, walk.
2007-10-12 19:03:58 · answer #4 · answered by SandLady 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You don't say a word, you just give a very noticable look of disgust at someone, shanke your head and move away!!! They will bear the blunt of this 4 you!!
2007-10-12 19:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by happywjc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the snorkle gear shop and buy a snorkle to help you breath the air from higher up, unless you are already very tall.
2007-10-12 19:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you go outside and say you need some air or make a noise in the bathroom to cover the noise and spray something to cover the smell
2007-10-12 19:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could maybe just run quickly to the restroom or maybe even make a joke about it that you didn't mean to it and just can't control your gas.
2007-10-12 19:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better to fart and bear the shame, then not to fart and bear the pain.
2007-10-12 19:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Make sure to stand near the person who always kinda smells (you know there's always one in the group) and then let it rip silently. Then I'd promptly leave the scene of the crime.....
2007-10-12 19:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by specialone18 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
blame it on some innocent creature like the dog or one of the kids. Just point and kind of raise one eyebrow.
2007-10-12 19:06:19 · answer #11 · answered by mcafton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋