2007-10-12 18:14:02 · 12 answers · asked by Rachel T. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What should you say after a two-ton bulldozer runs over you then drops a handful of sharp-edged bricks onto your back then have your girlfriend break up with you at the very same moment?
2007-10-12 18:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i was making my way across to the north end of the 26th floor of a high rise just as they launched a rocket into the side of the 27 floor on the east end......debree shattered every where when it crashed though the glass sending bullet speed shards right in my direction...about 2 seconds later it detonated sending me falling and tumbling about 5 stories along with the 5 floors beneath me and the 5 floors that collasped on top of me.....i landed on a steel plank with a bolt penatrating my right leg and severe burns on the left ... and my whole upper half was pinned under more steel, concrete, and glass......all i had to do was pull my leg of the bolt and i was able to free myself....i had about 20 more minutes before i would bleed to death so i knew i had to get out of the building very quickly......with bits of glass still stuck in my arms and head i climbed down through all the holes i could find in the debree until one of the wholes led to a useable staircase....i started to run as fast as i could until i got all the way to the 2nd floor and had to cross a glass covered catwalk to get to the exit stair case to the first floor.....i didn't have time to craw so i made a run for it knowing i would immediately be spotted by snipers....i bolted the 50 yards barely escaping death....i recieved 2 bullets in my right side and now bleeding more than ever, the whole right side of my body is almost useless.....i had by then lost too much blood and slowly but surely made my way to the exit....once i got there i had left a streaming trail of blood behind me and when i pushed open the door to get my first breath of debree free fresh air about 20 men in black combat gear tackled me to the ground and collasped one of my lungs.....that was enough to do the deed and as i went towards the light the last thing i could hear was the fading sound of choppers overhead and and a deep voice yelling "What dumb @ss! "
OUCH
2007-10-13 02:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by truegrit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What whould u say when you step ona bee out side of walmart and dont pull the stinger out till you get in side after about ten min.? (my husband did this one and boy hes been saying ouch every since!!!
2007-10-13 01:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by Angel Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so fat that when she got in the car the tires popped off.
2007-10-13 01:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What sound does one make as they pluck the hairs from their nether region one by one..with tweezers.
2007-10-13 01:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What would a squirrel say if a conker fell on its head?
2007-10-13 01:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What you say after a bee stings you.
2007-10-13 01:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
okay... so let me get this straight....
you're on yahoo ANSWERS... and u clicked the button that said ASK... right next to the button that said ANSWER..
and instead of asking a Q.. u gave us the answer.. and told us to get the Q for you....?
2007-10-13 01:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
What do you say when your rejected
2007-10-13 01:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superman never says "_____"
2007-10-13 01:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by Catkin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋