2007-10-12 18:10:06 · 12 answers · asked by d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Confucius Says:
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
America good place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say it take square ass to **** a brick.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
To make egg roll, push it.
To prevent hangover stay drunk!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Ok for **** to happen . . . will decompose.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English
2007-10-12 18:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
guy with finger in nostril and caught in lie are alike the two are purple confronted and embarassed while caught in act he didnt say it, I did yet i wager he a minimum of theory approximately it.....
2016-10-22 05:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by balsamo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
2007-10-12 18:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by MJR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say, "Spell my name wrong again and I might have to bust a cap, yo... 'cause that's how I roll."
2007-10-12 18:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
takes many nails to make cot but one screw to fill it
2007-10-12 18:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say-- long dong may not always be good dong....
2007-10-12 18:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by chickapea777 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
2007-10-12 18:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by C. is taking a break! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man who keep hand in pocket feel cocky.
2007-10-12 18:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what'd you just call me??
2007-10-12 18:12:16 · answer #9 · answered by iGNORANT GiRL 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha HA HA i know that one confusious say TIME TO BEND OVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-12 18:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋