2007-10-12 17:28:14 · 36 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I won't waffle on about it too long- if somebody is gratin on your nerves from sitting watching football mashes all day- peel them off the sofa and get them bake in the kitchen and they can chip in and help- don't pot up with it. Spuds are good if you can get the butt'er, off the sofa before you eat them.
2007-10-13 03:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Clean couch potato in cold running water.
Peel couch potato using a dull knife.
Then drench couch potato with 2 liters of Aviation fuel.
Ignite couch potato.
2007-10-12 17:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marinade with red wine, Serenade with a slow,love song, Add a sprig of Gorillas playing drums and cook over a low footstool. Turn occasionally and poke with knitting needle to test when done !
2007-10-13 02:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by chezliz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont forget to pierce the skin first (a good sharp blade works well) , soak in boiling water (a just boiled kettle is fine), add seasoning (rub salt into pierced skin) and cook in a hot oven (Heating on full), hope this helps!
2007-10-13 03:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by julie a 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn off all the air-cond and fans and seal the house. The house will then turn into an oven, and presto! baked potato!
2007-10-12 17:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on the top deck of a cruise ship. Thats where I usually see them all oiled up and baking.
2007-10-12 17:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by Learning Conformity 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With a big hole in the roof, sunny day and an enormous magnifying glass.
2007-10-12 17:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by bo, kingpin at large 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
27 sticks of dynamite and 14 gallons of gasoline
2007-10-12 17:31:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soak it in front of the tv for 6 hours and baste with junk food at regular intervals
2007-10-12 17:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
getting rid of the tv if that doesnt work get rid of the potato
2007-10-12 17:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by sally cinnamon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋