2007-10-12 17:08:54 · 49 answers · asked by Rachel T. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Rummage through his medicine cabinets
Flirt with the nurses (Or worse, the hot doc himself.)
Steal latex gloves
Open the syringe bin
Jump on the table (bed)
Steal old magazines
Steal the popsicle sticks
Change the channel on the waiting room TV
Tear up the provided gown or the paper sheets on the table (bed)
Be told to get in the gown, but when the doctor arrives, he says "Um you're still naked..." and YOU say... "I know..."
2007-10-12 17:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tell your kids to stop being noisy and sit quietly -last time I did that (in the 70's) I got a lambasting about being cruel in front of a room full of people I left in tears, and ended up being operated on a few months later in an emergency. Someone told me the other day it is even worse now!
2007-10-12 17:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not...
1. hit on the receptionist.
2. try to find hogan knows best on the waiting room tv.
3. challenge the receptionist to a game of thumb wars.
4. ask the receptionist where their hiding the x-box 360.
5. ask the receptionist about their high score on halo/pong/donkey kong/super mario.
6. challenge the other patients to a wrestling match in the waiting room.
7. ask the receptionist for dollar for the snack machine.
8. try to play hop-scotch in the waiting room.
9. preform surgery in the waiting room.
10. hypnotize the patients
2007-10-12 17:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask to use his tools.
***Edit:
You wanna know something funny? Everyone is talking about farting... When I gave birth to my daughter and my legs were up in stirrups... the doc was in the "sewing" phase and I couldn't feel nothing because I had the epidural. She had her face like 10 inches away from me with a serious look on her face (still sewing) and I farted. I heard it... I didn't feel it but I KNEW it was me. I looked at her and said "oh... my... god... I am SOOO sorry!" She didn't make a face, or move, or anything thing she just said "oh thats okay you know how many times that has happened to me?" lol... very humiliating, for me anyway.
2007-10-12 17:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by ϑennaß 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask for an extra medical bill. Or pretend to be a doctor and operate on a real patient~
2007-10-12 17:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by 11:11 pm<3 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Steal extra band aids!!
2. Take the Dr. stethoscope
3. Yank your arm when your getting a needle
2007-10-12 17:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell the Doc you've just arrived back from Southeast Asia and want to know if "down there" will be o.k..Or "Dr. Welby "I was vacuuming the carpet and it just got sucked in...really,can you sew it back on?Is it a rash or permanent?
2007-10-12 17:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by mwebbcp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yap on your stupid cell phone while the doctor or nurse is trying to take care of you. sometimes I'd like to take the darn things and whip them out the window....it's incredibly RUDE!!
2007-10-12 17:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Gracie63 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be naked alone with them in their office, always take a friend or request a nurse
2007-10-12 17:12:06 · answer #9 · answered by - - 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love to ask him while he is about to do the exam n my feet are in the handy stir-ups
"hey doc, u do know ur way around that thing dont cha?"
most chuckle n say "Im pretty sure I do"
thus my response is
"thats a relief bc if u dont, I just may have to bill u, ya know this isnt no vagina training course"
2007-10-12 17:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋