2007-10-12 16:38:43 · 73 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Does Barney Fife know you do imitations of him?
2007-10-12 16:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by the_chief 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Bad cop! No doughnut!
Gee, officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
2007-10-13 03:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by Goychie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...... so which one are you, cagney or lacey?
OR
..... so which one are you, jake or the fat man?
OR
.... i'll buy you a creuller and a jelly frosted if you let me slide.
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.... oh i see, you're into the handcuffs thing too, hey?
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.... when is the state going to upgrade the standard issued tints (sunglasses) to a style AFTER 1982?
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.... yeah, yeah okay, i surrender, but do you mind if i ditch the weed first? (or vodka, or 9mm or whatever etc)
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.... my place or yours?
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.... i call shotgun!
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.... oh, i guess i'm your last arrest in order to fill quota, huh?
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.... are you gonna take care of the body in the trunk as well?
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.... let me guess, you couldn't get into medical school huh?
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.... oh, so this is what they do with all the BAR flunkies.
(as in BAR exam lol)
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.... omg! i think i dated you before!!
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.... *sniff sniff* no thanks, i'm a vegetarrian.
(....... i.e, i 'smell bacon'?!)
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..... oh sorry, didn't they tell you? The open auditions for Law and Order are downtown. (or NYPD Blue or whatever)
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..... oh wow, that was fast! The girl told me my stipper was caught in traffic!
*sighs* and the list of obnoxious things could go on my friend,
LOL..... i am the queen of sarcasm you know.
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*edit* Randy: LOVE the Barney Fife comment!! that's hilarious!
2007-10-12 16:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Are You Achin'
For Some Bacon
Hes a Big Pig
Yup, Yup
You Could Be A Big Pig Too
i love the lion king...lol
2007-10-12 16:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Say, "I thought you were the cop my ex wife ran off with and I thought you were trying to give her back" and that's why I didn't stop....
2007-10-12 19:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm happy to cooperate with you officer, just as long as you don't perform a cavity search. That could be bad.
2007-10-19 23:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by danallstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad cop, no donut
2007-10-13 10:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Booster Gold 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my glove box is locked
so is the trunk in the back
if u wanna search it ur gonna need a warrant for that
I didnt pass the " bar"
but i know alittle bit
enough to know u wont illegally search my ****
2007-10-13 03:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by Christina R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do not say anything disrespectful. All of the wisecracks in the world may seem funny; but they won't help in that situation.
2007-10-12 16:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
officer, dont arrest me just cause i have to much blood in my alcohol system,, I have some dead bodys in tha back and i need to get rid of them before u find out
2007-10-12 16:44:20 · answer #10 · answered by Matthew C 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Okay ... okay... the last cop took $50 to let me go .... so I guess I'll have to give you $ 75.
2007-10-12 17:44:51 · answer #11 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋