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blah blah blah...all you do is talk, talk, talk! your voice is more annoying than the guy I killed

hahaha

2007-10-12 16:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 6 0

My daddy had hammer just like that, are you a handy man too?
If it is a guy, So is it a boy or a girl?
JUdge i just have to say something, i am innocent, and did not do this crime, atleast i do not remember well when i am high......

2007-10-12 16:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by freeperson 4 · 2 0

My dad told a judge, during jury selection, that he couldn't be on the jury due to the fact that the defendant was black, and he hates (insert racial slur here) with a passion.
He almost spent the night in jail for that. But he got out of jury duty too. They also permanently took his name off the list.

2007-10-12 16:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 1 3

Who voted you as judge.

2007-10-12 19:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1 0

Hold on while I Fart, Im sure the gallery would much rather hear that than the sound of your voice.

2007-10-12 16:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by staymay 7 · 0 1

you wearing a dress? why, that's just "sissy".

is there room in that robe for me, too?

i find that men in women's clothing makes me "hot" and "ready to play"....meow!!!!

so, what's in your wallet?

gee, isn't that sentence a lil harsh? you musta not gotten any lately! sheesh!

here we go again, another sissy with a law degree out of a Cracker Jack box....

2007-10-13 05:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by JEN 7 · 0 0

are you related to Judge Dread

2007-10-12 17:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1 0

Pardon ‼

2007-10-13 03:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you have any other dresses, your honor? (better if the judge is male)

2007-10-12 16:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by Goychie 5 · 1 0

That u need some tic tacs cause U BREATH STINKS

2007-10-13 04:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you are not a real judge because i have never seen you on TV

2007-10-12 17:02:16 · answer #11 · answered by boo 7 · 2 1

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