i have a really bad neigbor. for starters, he has campfires only on the nights that the wind blows smoke near my house and in my windows. he also hooks up his hose to my water spicket. (stealin my water). he also uses and extension cord to take my electric too. when i am not home, he jumps in my pool.(according to another neighbor). he climbs my damn 6 foot fence!!!. i have called the cops many times and they keep saying its ok take it easy, he is not doin anything wrong. i took pictures of him swimming in my pool!!! they talk to him sometimes, but he acts all nice and cheery with them. he has partys sometimes too, and instructs guests to park in my driveway and on my lawn. his fat ugly wife sits on my patio and has broken two of my good 100$ chairs with her big fat butt. i dont know what to do. i do not want to move. any ideas on things i can do to get back at him!!????
2007-10-12 15:03:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Try playing loud classical music.
If that fails empty the portapotty on his from porch!!
2007-10-12 15:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by naterino 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Geeez, sucks to live next to Bill & Hillary for sure.
For real though that is absolutely obsurd. I like the Wise One's idea of the guard dog. There has to be something you can do. He has to be a true moron to pull these stunts.
Is there a shut off valve on the water spigot? Turn the breaker off on the electrical outlet. For the pool, perhaps get one of those child alarms so that if the water splashes or moves a loud alarm goes off. Tell the creep you are going to have arrested if he keeps doing these things. Get a restraining order if you have to. This guy has some nurve.
2007-10-12 15:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Time to verify cameras on your resources and get a secure practices gadget. post no trespassing signs and indicators on all 4 corners of your resources and verify that your neighbor sees them. Then if he comes onto the resources, you may have him arrested for trespassing. also, call your coverage organization and tell them he's utilizing your pool and is coming onto your resources unauthorized and that you do not opt for them to ought to pay a declare if he receives damage. they could deliver an investigator or help you with concepts as to a thanks to wrestle the buzzard. How does he get an extension cord out of your locked storage? it really is breaking and entering. Get photos of him establishing your mail container -- and also you'll placed an alarm on your mail container so that you'll comprehend at the same time as that is opened and a image might want to be taken. Tampering with some different person's mail is a federal offense. in case you will get him on a federal offense, then your community police officers in basic terms isn't in contact. confer with the submit place of work about a particular mail container that has a particular key for the mailman yet won't be able to be opened by technique of in basic terms everybody else. (like those that are in living house homes). you may also get a restraining order to save him off your resources and if he violates it, you may have him jailed.
2016-10-21 01:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a couple of pit bulls, or, if you can find them, preso canarios. These are the dogs of choice for drug dealers because the dogs really take a bite out of any trespassers...and it's legal. Next time you neighbor comes by for a swim uninvited, the dogs will leave an impression on him and he can't do a damn thing since he was trespassing!
2007-10-12 15:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you spoken with your neighbor and asked him in a nice neighborly manner to please stop using your pool when you are not home?
Have you posted "no trespassing" signs on your property? Be sure to put them where they are very visible. I would put one on all gates of your fence and on all sides. This should make it pretty clear that you don't want uninvited folks on your property. This may help you when you call the police.
If you have the money - how about a 6 foot privacy fence? Again put pad locks on the gates and post the no trespassing signs on all gates and all sides of the fence.
2007-10-12 15:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Boots 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a mean dog to guard your yard!! And if other cars park in your driveway/on your lawn - call and have them towed. Good luck!
2007-10-12 15:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i were you id get a dog that they would be scared of and if they came into ur house yard etc. your daog would attack them. They should not be doing anything in or to ur house thats just wrong. oh and you could get an house alarm. that would work too ^_^
2007-10-12 15:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Rodrick R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a simple and concise question. Why don't you call the police?
2007-10-12 15:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by Henpecked 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
because hes dumb and fat
2007-10-12 15:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by brandidy56 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋