I really don't think it's my business, but there have been several problems that relate to it.
It turns out that Anthony, my butler, is having quite the relationship with Juan the gardener. Their favorite spot to meet, unfortunatly, is in the green house. I have had to replace 28 panes of glass and have had to have Juan re-pot most of my prize orchids. It would seem that they are quite vigorous in their attraction to each other.
Be that as it may, how do I express my dissatisfaction with the costs I have had to incur without interfering with what appears to be a wonderful relationship?
2007-10-12 07:37:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
It should relieve you of the stress of having your butler always trying to help you put on your boxer shorts at least, but, the real issue here is the expense it took to replace your prize orchids and damages to the green house. It may be that they are especially attracted to the green house because of the powerful sexual enhancers emitted by the pollens of the Passion Flowers and other exotic flora in your greenhouse.
I think you should nip it in the bud!
2007-10-12 07:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
minding your own business . . . .however if they are busting up your property in order to express thier love then just have a sit down with them explain how happy you are for them (which you are) then just explain how "dissatisfied" with the price of replacing things is costing you while they taking "afternoon delight" breaks. just ask them to find other places to explore thier . . . blissful loving behavior!!! good luck
2007-10-12 07:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by Cutie Pie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you are obviously a man of means, why not build them a nice private suite down in your basement? Something with steel-reinforced walls, sound-proofing, and one of those nice leather hammocks they call "slings".
Oh, and a cement floor, for easy hosing down.
2007-10-12 10:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they are hurting your orchids, they are ruining your business. Tell them to go get a room.
2007-10-12 07:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gimme a break.....
Just throw your maid into the mix-
She'll have them broken up in a week or less.
2007-10-12 07:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by crankyissues 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, funny I forgot to laugh. Good one.
2007-10-12 07:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by ang11222 . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please carry on your extra activities on your own time or start looking for a new job.
2007-10-12 13:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by Gary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that, it put a smile on my face!!!!!
2007-10-12 07:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by bigtrucks4x4s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋