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and he's there handing you a M-16 and helmet and asking you to enlist, what would you do?

2007-10-12 05:48:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

21 answers

I'd ask him where he was 40 years ago while the rest of us fought a war

2007-10-12 05:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

Tell him it might be wiser to give people with PhDs nice cushy research jobs rather than send them to a place they are likely to get killed.
Not that it is really sensible to send anyone to a place where they are likely to be killed.
Edit: This really doesn't sound the way I meant it to. I mean that I would be of much more use to this country/world doing research than trying (and almost certainly failing) to be a soldier.

2007-10-12 05:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by BNP 4 · 4 2

I'd give him a bag of pretzels and a beer. Cons do have a point, he probably is a fun guy to have a beer with. Too bad that's his only redeeming quality.

2007-10-12 05:53:12 · answer #3 · answered by The President 3 · 4 1

Enlist? I was an officer ferchrissake! Make it "Captain Bwana" and we can discuss this further.

2007-10-12 05:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Cute question considering that only Democrats have drafted legislation calling for the draft.

2007-10-12 05:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by Gus K 3 · 2 2

Tell him I hope it fits him, not to call when he returns and close the door in his face.

2007-10-12 05:53:11 · answer #6 · answered by jess4u2c2 3 · 2 1

I would tell him what to do with the M-16 then ask him how his daughters enjoyed their flight to Iraq.

2007-10-12 05:53:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

After I stopped laughing I would slam the door.

2007-10-12 05:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

Well that would be the first time he's ever talked to God. But personally, I'd say after you then as he stood there with that stupid smirk, I'd take his gun, close his jaw and show him how to lead.

2007-10-12 05:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by God 6 · 4 2

Hahaha. Bush wouldn't know which end of an M16 fired, and it's probably too heavy a gun for him to carry.

2007-10-12 05:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

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