Mine is: I don't have to BEEEEEEEP impress you!!!
or : How dare you disobey me!
LOVE STEWIE -- and Brian :-)
2007-10-12 05:16:44 · 10 answers · asked by supergirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
or:
Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
2007-10-17 08:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres the lyrics to " The Family Guy" theme song It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv but where are those good ol' fasioned values on which we used to rely lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a man who'll positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry he's a family guy so the answer to your question is laugh and cry
2016-04-08 05:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meg, quit your whining, Chris, stay on your side of the car and Lois, get off your *** and do some parenting..
-Stewie
2007-10-12 09:28:48 · answer #3 · answered by northshore_angel_fan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Stewie and Brian were in that hotel, and he tries to call Lois. "Hello! Hello! Oh that's right, you have to dial nowadays. Okay, what was the number again. Oh that's right, 867-5309... No wait, that's not it. DAMN YOU, TOMMY TUTONE! Oh well. 111-1111. Lois? DAMN! 111-1112? Lois? DAMN!"
2007-10-12 07:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let me tell you something Nessa. A bullet sounds the same in every language so stick a fukcing sock in it you cow!!
From the Family Guy movie
2007-10-16 13:36:57 · answer #5 · answered by Shamboozie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a clock with Stewie on it and it says on the hour, "I'd love to stay and chat but you're being a total *****".
"Must we make small talk everytime we pass"?
2007-10-12 05:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by pegsterh82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stewie: "Mother I come bearing a gift, I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Brian: Money, money, money...MONEY!
lol
2007-10-12 06:16:45 · answer #7 · answered by Kelsey[[Kup-Kake]] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like the part when peter stuffed stewey down his pants and stewey said " turn out the lights, im reading a ghost story"
luv that part lol
2007-10-12 06:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
give me my money! give me my money B@tch! (as he beats the crap out of Brian)
2007-10-12 08:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by cutie420311 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good news flappy! I've decided not to kill you!
2007-10-12 05:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋