You could sneeze while you have a cigarette in your mouth, while you driving and it could fall and burn you in the leg, and than while you are freaking out about your leg, you could get into a car accident. and get your neck broken, and you could go to the hospital and find out that your insurance expired so you have to pay for all off it. And then all the good doctors are busy so you get stuck with the brand new novice who has no idea what hes doing. But then after your out of the hosptial you find out that the person you crashed into is going to sue you after you had the pay for the whole medical bill. So you go to court abd see that the whole jury is people that hate you. and so you lose the case and have to pay even more. But as you walking out of the coart room you see this really cute guy on the strret and you start talking to him, and right before hes about to ask you to dinner you sneeze again and poop in your pants
2007-10-12 04:57:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Getting your ball sacked caught on a belt sander and then using a stapler to close the wound. It happened, thankfully not to me though.
Do you need someone to kiss your tongue to make it feel better?
2007-10-12 12:30:14
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answered by RayCATNG 4
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Sneezing while you're drinking then getting choked or hiccups while you're trying to smoke
2007-10-12 11:49:17
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answered by ? 3
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I've hard that happen to me, that hurt bad enough that I don't want to think of what can hurt worse!! Owwww!!
2007-10-12 11:51:52
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answered by Ginny 7
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Stepping on a bee and then sitting on one? sucks
2007-10-12 11:51:18
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answered by firebird 4
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sneezing and peeing on yourself or sneezing and farting while someone else is around
2007-10-12 11:48:02
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answered by FRECKLES 6
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ouch, as you get older you will sneeze and nearly wee yourself, so think yourself lucky you are not my age
2007-10-12 11:54:08
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answered by SUE G online 6
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Did you fart?
I can smell it from way over here.
2007-10-12 11:51:27
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answered by BrushPicks 5
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let me think, falling off a bike sure is painful.
2007-10-12 11:49:04
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answered by Hunny b 4
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to sneeze and bite your man while you are.... ohhh nevermind, don't want to get violated....
2007-10-12 13:37:41
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answered by Anonymous
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