2007-10-12 03:10:28 · 18 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oooh I wish that worked. I tried it once myself. Walked straight into a bank, fresh from a hard day at the circus... nervously pulled out my rubber horn. I was fearin' they may not notice it wasn't a colt 45 so, faster'n you can say fruitcake, I squirt that teller right 'tween the eyes. Then I tells her a joke: "What did one eye say to the other eye, I say, what did one eye say to the other? Answer? Between us, something smells! Ahhh Yuck Yuck Yuck !" Then I toot my horn for good measure. Well, that ole' gal didn't laugh and, next thing ya know, I'm wrestled to the floor by an ole' copper, and thrown into the back of a paddy wagon and hauled off to jail.
So warn your clown friend. Tell them not to do it. Tell them, a smile is just a frown turned around on the face of a clown in the slammer. I should know, I'm writin' this from the big house.
2007-10-13 02:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Goldmind 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes! I would just give him the money, I mean having that flower shot water at my face would make me look utterly ridiculous.
2007-10-12 03:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think your odds are excellent and you should go for it! Lots of people are afraid of clowns and that includes some cops. If you get away with it my birthday is on the 21st.....
2007-10-12 10:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only if the clown wanted Monopoly money.
2007-10-12 05:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by the buffster 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
only if he is very good and he has an accomplice
While he makes all the personal laugh out loud the partner will stack the money.
2007-10-13 18:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by Theta40 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I do not think that a circus clown could do that.
2007-10-12 03:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Grannie Supp Hose sez: "Play 'lets pretend' all you want, sonny, but don't try it here. The tellers are friends of mine, and the local cops shoot real bullets."
2007-10-12 05:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yup, tell a teller it's a robbery and they go into auto empty the drawer mode...
2007-10-12 03:19:14 · answer #8 · answered by jjonesacctony 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
clowns are scary enough they could get away with anything just by walking in
2007-10-12 03:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by jen 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
yes...you dont have to be armed. if you demand cash, you'll either get it or one of those fake cash paint blasting things. tellers are trained to do as demanded in order to protect anyone's life.
2007-10-12 03:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋