What did Count Dracula say when the waitress offered him a side of steak?

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What did Count Dracula say when the waitress offered him a side of steak?

Ahhh ... you SLAY me!!!

2007-10-12 02:48:49 · 3 answers · asked by Jewels 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween

To those of you who fail to get the joke ... it was a play on words. I'm sure if someone offered a vampire a side of 'steak', he would likely think she said 'stake'. They do sound alike. If you don't think it's funny, that's your loss. I do.

2007-10-12 05:43:30 · update #1

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How rude! I get it!

2007-10-12 06:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

Interesting, that was nice.
How about this for an answer:
Where's the blood? I like my meat bloody, bleeding rare!

2007-10-12 09:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

Sorry was that supposed to be a joke. If it was it was not funny.

2007-10-12 09:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋