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My baby, Ruth, snickers when I tell her I plan to go to Mars. She says, “Oh Henry, stop being silly." But my friends and I, the Three Musketeers as we like to be called, have been offered a big Payday, over 100 Grand each, to go. I am not the Zero I once was, and my friends don’t act like Goobers anymore. We are real Smarties now and we all want to make Mounds of money. So, when it’s Crunch time, we will blast off into the Milky Way. We are all a little scared, but we are not content to Nestle in this land of Milk and Honey when we can be in Orbit. So we are off to make a mint and have some Chuckles too. When we get back, we should be able to live on 5th Avenue if we want to. We will not have all the money in the world, but we might qualify as a Junior Mint once we get those…Whatchamacallit…Oh yea, endorsements. So Twixt then and now, wish us Good and Plenty of luck too.

2007-10-12 01:30:50 · 8 answers · asked by ghouly05 7 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

8 answers

haha. Yes it is too sweet.I love chocolate a lot [I'm a chocoholic] lol,but i can't eat too many,for my own good.good luck. By the way my favourite is any fruit and nut bar.

2007-10-12 02:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

hahaha!

M&MMM, It's actually quite Twizzlered. See, I knew a couple of Nerds, named Mike & Ike, they were real Airheads, they lived on Rock Candy and called themselves a couple of Jolly Ranchers, but we knew it was all about Skittling up the Hershey highway, and the Licorice. Yup, they raised Runts, wore Necco Wafers, and Starburst badges, a real pair of Pixy Stix, and you know they Cadn'tbury that, at Reeses they didn't try Too, tsie?

2007-10-12 19:26:51 · answer #2 · answered by Guinness 5 · 0 0

Is this some kind of Black Magic? Like a really big box of chocolates, this will all end in tiers...
Good luck anyway, Steve.

2007-10-12 11:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by Steve J 7 · 0 0

It won,t be a picnic you know sounds like a bit of a marathon to me

2007-10-12 09:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i can see the bright light of the dentists room now and the needle has just made my mouth num and here comes the drill ow oh well at least if i'm shot in the mouth with a gun it will ricochet in there.....................

2007-10-12 09:31:36 · answer #5 · answered by D.T.M. 2 · 0 0

Too sweet. I think I need to check for diabetes now!!! LOL

2007-10-12 08:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by dansinger61 6 · 0 0

Your story was a true Bit -O- Honey!!

2007-10-12 08:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by Teresa S 4 · 0 0

annoying is what it is

2007-10-12 08:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mark 5 · 0 1

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