2007-10-12 01:06:30 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
tone, for starters maybe you should ntop answers questions if you can not tell a joke from fact, do you really believe i force men at gunpoint to date me?
2007-10-12 02:26:39 · update #1
When you find the one who disarms you , only then will you know he is the one :))
2007-10-12 01:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Before you run out of either bullets or rohypnol. Once they sign the Marriage Cert, its a legally binding contract, then its the whole divorce thing... bit messy.
Good (err) luck
Brad M
(you complete- psycho-crazy-*****-nutter-cow! Have a nice day)
2007-10-12 01:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by brad m 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe the proper etiquette is:
1st Date: 22 caliber pistol
2nd Date: 38
3rd Date: Rifle
Wedding: Shotgun
2007-10-12 01:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie, as a long time resident of East Tennessee I can tell you honestly that shotgun weddings rarely stay together for the long haul. But if you want a quickie divorce with a lot of alimony -- try it.
Peace.
2007-10-12 01:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Alright baby i must tell you the truth, *sigh* the gun turned me on that's why i dated you I mean look at me I'm already dead did you think it would scare me? but marriage? that needs to wait till you have your 103 kids and it mine. when we will talk about it.
2007-10-12 04:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Marriage is dooms day. Enjoy your life and freedom and independence and dont ever get married. Or else you will have to use that gun on yourself.
2007-10-12 01:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
well if it's at gunpoint i'm sure you could force it within the hour
2007-10-12 01:10:38 · answer #7 · answered by alittleminx01 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm...... try to feign sleep. If they don't bolt when you first close your eyes then it's time for marriage. It's called the Stockholm syndrome.
2007-10-12 01:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by Big Red 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you marry him you just get half his money. You're the one with the gun, make him empty his ENTIRE bank account NOW!
2007-10-12 12:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have to use force to either date a boyfriend or find a marriage partner, then my dear you should never be let out of the house!
2007-10-12 02:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by Martin A 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
The first one who shows no fear of the gun, then kneecap him and have him transported to the justice of the peace.
2007-10-12 01:09:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋