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If Santa Claus was real, and knew everything you did throughout the year, would you be getting anything from him?

2007-10-12 00:12:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

11 answers

Hard to say....
If he judges on acts of kindness (things I "did"), then I might get a box of chocolates.

If he judges on how many times I didn't strangle someone that deserved it, then I'd be in line for a new Porsche.

2007-10-12 03:35:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 3 0

particular ...mothers and dads purchase provides...and that they force like maniace to the save...and that they conflict with the human beings in line while you evaluate that individual butted in.....and that they honk their horn at that fool who's attempting to scouse borrow their parking spot. They scramble to get the residing house so as and scream on the babies becasue "organization is coming and the home is a multitude"...... yet, on Christmas Eve....Santa would be putting provides decrease than the tree....that i'm able to inform you...is rather genuine. Now in case you dont prefer to have faith its genuine...you dont could....yet i understand for particular....and that i wager you i'm getting extra presents than you.

2016-10-06 13:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

he'd probably put in an anonymous phone call to the cops. the things i think about when i'm alone will make even the nastiest deviate cringe in disgust.

2007-10-12 02:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He'd be paying off my student loans, and giving me some of his frequent flier miles.

2007-10-12 00:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 0 0

I've been good this year, so I guess he would give me some pretty nice stuff for christmas.

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2007-10-12 01:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by Me 3 · 0 0

I don't know, but the Tooth Bunny owes me $30.00, and I better be gettin' that back from him.

2007-10-12 01:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

probably not. but if that fat bastard tries getting into my house i'll him some lead to go with the milk and cookies...hahahaha

2007-10-12 00:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd be getting some good stuff!

2007-10-12 00:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by shelly 3 · 0 0

I'd like to think so!!!!

2007-10-12 00:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by Quiltel 2 · 0 0

What do you mean, if?

2007-10-12 00:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by Private Erin Coolidge 2 · 0 0

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