They gave me a fish and a book called the Holy Bubble. I was intrigued but nervous so I said I was very busy right now but they could call back after 2 pm if they liked. They seemed very keen and went of clicking and whistling.
Well I put the fish in the fridge for later and had a skim through the Holy Bubble. It seems that their God was a whale who was crucified to save all cetaceans. He was apparently nailed to the forehead of ............. hang on I think that's them at the door. I'll be back. Any ideas suggestions I'll try to sneak up and have a look while I am making them a cup of tea.
2007-10-09 22:02:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I told I was sorry about the caviar and everything but they just laughed and said the like the caviar too. It's called beluga caviar because they eat a lot of it. It comes from a fish called a Beluga Sturgeon. They had a couple of Beluga Sturgeon jokes that I think lost a bit in the translation.
Q:Why did the sturgeon cross the black sea?
A:To get his head chomped of and his insides sucked out
2007-10-09 22:20:34 · update #1
That's a whale of a tale. Here's the thing: If you're nice to Beluga's Witnesses they'll keep revisiting you for the halibut. You need to firmly tell them, "not today, I have a haddock." Don't flounder around, get right to the point, tell them you only believe in Cod!
2007-10-10 05:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm not surprised. The First Church of The Great Moby (Beluga's Witnesses) is one of the fastest growing Pelagic Cults. Moby Dick is their Christ Figure and they believe that the Sargasso Wine and Pilchard turn into His Rendered Blubber and Flesh. Ahab personifies Evil.
Due to a misunderstanding, most of their hymns are written by the band Great White. The band is making no effort to correct this because it's about the only way they'll ever sell new releases and Fire Hazard isn't an issue.
2007-10-10 05:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Steve & Edyie have also propositioned me in the most unholy of ways. You need to move, change your email address, and shoot a German in the toe. This is the only thing that will make the Belugas Witnesses go away.
Sorry Tyler...too much peace on Y!A gives me heartburn.
2007-10-10 07:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very original, but in fact Beluga are slaughtered for their eggs, which supposedly make the best caviar; so if they were at my door I would offer them sanctuary and express my guilt for being a member of the human species.
2007-10-10 05:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by LodiTX 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The day Jehovah's Witnesses took the time to come to my door changed my life forever.
My Wife and I accepted a free home Bible study and we knew we had found the truth.
We were baptized in Aug. 1996.
Jesus gave us a commandment to preach.
Jesus said go, so we go.
Nice talking to you and have a nice day.
2007-10-10 14:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jason W 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses appreciate that others connect them so closely with the door-to-door ministry established by Christ Jesus himself.
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
(Matthew 10:7,11,14) As you go, preach, saying, ‘The kingdom of the heavens has drawn near.’ ...Into whatever city or village you enter, search out who in it is deserving... Wherever anyone does not take you in or listen to your words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off your feet.
Perhaps a "question" such as this would more appropriately appear in the category "Jokes & Riddles".
http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/?sid=396546041
2007-10-10 12:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I've seen caviar too, but I didn't like the look of it & wouldn't commit.
An eggsellent quandry.
2007-10-10 05:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mike D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes they are from the order of rectal nutbreakers.
Very well known in the circles of the well to do.
2007-10-10 05:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate to tell you dear, but we had Bubble and Squeak for dinner.
2007-10-10 15:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steve: "We think you're outtasite!"
Edyie:"Your crazy lingo is just so groovy! Are you some kind of word jazz guru? We are hip and with it, and maybe we coud meet and play bridge! Bip-bop crazy,man!"
2007-10-10 05:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋