You'll get a cookie =)
2007-10-09 17:51:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your choice...either I set a wild monkey or my mother-in-law loose in your home. Just don't let my mother-in-law see the cookie.
2007-10-09 17:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes sweetnes:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital -
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive,
press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional,
press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully and a little voice will
tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic,
press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar,
please leave a message
after the beep
or before the beep
or after the beep.
Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.
If you have low self-esteem,
please hang up.
Our operators are too busy
to talk with you.
If you are menopausal,
put the gun down,
hang up,
turn on the fan,
lie down and cry.
You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde,
don't press any buttons,
you'll just mess it up.
2007-10-10 01:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: What do you call the outer most layer of earth's atmosphere?
Jace: the Outmostphere.
This is why i was sent out of class.
hehe : )
Have a nice day!
2007-10-10 00:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by jace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! Didn't bore ya in the first place, did, I? I want milk!
2007-10-10 01:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wasn,t even aware that i had bored you yet thats my S.A.S training get in and out without anybody noticing not even me
2007-10-10 03:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
illwillpress.com,check out foamy thr squirell
2007-10-10 00:57:34 · answer #6 · answered by back to basics 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry hon I was sleeping. What was that?
2007-10-10 12:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here you go:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/
2007-10-10 00:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by drshorty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.livevideo.com/Ravenscar.Darkhope
http://www.thefunnystuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=503
2007-10-10 02:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by ravenscardarkhope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind?
2007-10-10 00:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by Serene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋