I told this guy I was one. now I only have until tonight to be one. got any quick fixes?
2007-10-09 14:54:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A potato....................
Cut a hole about the size of a good hard _____, then inside the hole of the potato, take a razor blade and make a small slit, insert a small, sharp (but not deadly object) into the slit (this is for the bleeding effect of losing virginity)......but he will be the one bleeding, not you..( He won't realize this until later on)
Insert potato into _______, make sure it is positioned just right!
Your good to go!
2007-10-10 03:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Saying you're a, "born again virgin" just means you've given up sex for spiritual, emotional, or personal reasons for a long period time.
You don't have to say anything to him regarding the truth. What he doesn't know wont hurt him....But you shouldn't go around saying you're a born again unless you truly mean it.
Peace.
2007-10-09 22:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah tell him you meant it in the spiritual sense of the word not realistically. =) Hey I mean "born again virgin", it is open for a little opinion upon what one considers it. =)
2007-10-09 23:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by Prof. Dave 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Short of using a needle and thread no, there are no quick fixes.
2007-10-09 22:02:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Quick get over here and I'll fix *that* right up for you!!
2007-10-09 23:06:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
why dont u pray to Him. Say whatever it is u'd like to say to take away what u did, and then once u feel that u've said enough, then stop praying and begin to belive that u are a born again virgin. so just pray...He will understand
2007-10-09 22:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by 1DisneyNut 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Duct tape.
2007-10-09 21:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just lie to him and play hard to get so he never finds out
2007-10-10 05:22:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i hear that throwing some holy water on your woman area works really well as well as praying at the same time. but if you have done it alot be careful cause that can burn as it takes it all away. ha.
2007-10-09 22:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope!
2007-10-09 21:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by Teresa C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋