Why would Judas have to identify Jesus?

Question

The Bible says that Judas was paid to identify Jesus. Why was that necessary. Jesus had been all over the place.
The fact is that judas was paid to missidentify Jesus/Augustus.
Judas kissed Simon. Roman soldiers do not kill, Roman emperors.
Jesus told peter that he was to say "I do not know the man". That was Jesus telling Peter to lie and say that Jesus was not Jesus. So he could not misidentify Jesus. Finally when they failed to misidentify someone else to die in place of Jesus they hired Judas to do it. Judas actually saved jesus. Legend says that Judas either jumped off a cliff or hung himself. He was either thrown off a cliff or lynched by Roman soldiers. Judas knew too much. He knew that it was not Jesus who was "impaled".
In either case it would not have been hard to identify Jesus/Augustus because he was an albino.
So the answer is that all the soldiers and spectators just stood silent and let Simon die in place of their lord. Tell me you would have snitched.

Answer 1

Can I have some of the stuff you are on?

Answer 2

Whatever you are taking, can it be brewed as a tea.
I'm not a Christian, but none of this sounds familiar.
Were those mushrooms picked from cow manure in the pasture.
I think you might get more religion out of the CD,
"Jesus Christ, Superstar" than you have displayed here, because even I know your facts are way out in left field.

Answer 3

Way too much, your story there. I almost laugh, but it makes me feel sad, really. You're going to have to read the original all over again, and more carefully, I think! The book also says about a million times that things are done so that scripture is fulfilled. Anyway, try reading it again if you want.
Otherwise, if I were you, I'd stop talking about it much.

Answer 4

Chapter and verse? where the heck are you getting your bent info, not from the bible that is for sure. Must be a Muslim trying to discredit Christ.