Why Men are happier then Women?

Question

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.


You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.


The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100.


People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.


The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache..

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Answer 1

We don't get PMS either. lol

Answer 2

I think it is probably true. Men no longer have to worry about supporting their families, because wives are all going out to work like Betty Friedan said they should (women are very obedient, on the whole). On the other hand, women are constantly, bitterly, complaining about the wage gap, the glass ceiling, how unfair it is that women get pregnant and men don't, how unfair it is that women aren't as strong as men, etc etc. They seem to be in a state of permanent discontent.

Answer 3

Excellent Point

Answer 4

we are soooo not happier..........

fashion is your choice

£4.95 get s you knickers too

people slap you for staring at their chest when talking to them

and no neck and face is not all if you care about the way you look

these days male moisturiser is loads more expensive than ladies

I've seen ladies pee in public... uni days scarred for,life

and as for rest well sexism sure needs making illegal next huh *sulks*

ooooooh you so forgot we are allowed to do that

Answer 5

There is certainly no doubt that men have a much easier lot in life.

Happiness comes from within and is very subjective.

Women now also get to play with toys for life, too.

Answer 6

I have to admit that the only reason I have a goatee is because I hate shaving!

Your poor women, us men do not know how lucky we are. I must admit that I do appreciate women and what they have to go through - all those shoes and none of them ever match the outfit! Terrible...

Have a star... And then get me a beer. Thanks **Belch**

Answer 7

Forget about the particulars,we're just more positve,plus we take a broad view of things instead of fretting over petty details.

Answer 8

Man i hate being a woman :(

I mean men can get caught in the rain and their hair stays the same.

Answer 9

Wow, now I do feel happier, plus I'm growing a beard

Answer 10

Yeah we do live our lives between our legs...
Here's wishing you better luck of the draw next go 'round !

Answer 11

A-Friggin' Men, sister. The simple life!!