Lets say hypothetically that there's this cute dude who goes to my college, is in some of my classes, and goes on the same train home as I do. Lets also say hypothetically that the other day while we were getting on the train I may have accidentally grabbed his ***, before legging it to another door...
I'm pretty sure he didn't see me, but just in case how exactly can I talk my way out of getting the crap beaten out of me? I'm thinking either "accidental hand spasm", or "You have a fantastic ***"
2007-10-09 09:52:10 · 23 answers · asked by Sam S 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I'n my defense, it really was out of my control. You can't stand a chance with an *** that good.
2007-10-09 10:03:54 · update #1
thats's hot. i would have banged you right there. what's this guy's problem? ty and i would of tag teamed you. we are not sluts, just really great in bed. we aims to please.
2007-10-09 11:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kyle 4 Ty (Sparkles can watch) 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, if it's so "normal" and "natural" to be that way, then why on earth would you even have to come up with some lame excuse to justify your actions to begin with?! After all, isn't everyone now expected to "accept" it, even if we REALLY find it abhorrent and despicable? So no one is going to "beat the crap" out of you, because HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, we ALL just think that it's LOVELY that you would admire another man's butt SO much that you simply can't resist copping a feel!!!!
2007-10-09 18:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That type of thing happened to me senior year in high school. One guy a locker or two down from me left his gym bag on the floor and when I turned I tripped over it and on the way my hand went right down the front of his sweat pants and down they went. It wouldn't have been so bad but the locker room was full and my face landed square on his crotch. He said "I like you and everything but I don't go that way." That made everyone laugh so, consider yourself lucky. It took me a few weeks to live that one down.
2007-10-09 17:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Do you know for a fact that he knows it was you & is upset about it? Does he plan on approaching you about the matter? If he approaches you, try to apologize to him if he will allow you to.
If he hasn't said anything about it or has even let on that he plans on doing you or anyone bodily harm for grabbing his behind & has forgotten about it, try not to grap anymore bums. That way you won't have to worry about anyone doing you bodily harm.
2007-10-09 17:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by RW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if he comes up to you all angry and stuff, just say that you were shifting the back pack on your shoulder (if you were wearing one) and just say you accidentally hit him in the ***.
2007-10-09 16:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by Blood Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Are you sure it was me? If it was, I'm sorry.
2. I'm sorry. It's really frustrating dealing with Parkinson's/Tourette syndrome/Nymphomania.
3. So have you come back for a second round (duck and cover)?
2007-10-09 17:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by appalachianlimbo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If anything happens, just be like:
"Yo, dude, it was an accident. Don't freak out, man."
(Wow, I never say "yo"... anyways)
Nothing will probably happen of it, but I'd suggest you don't do it again.
And if he does beat the crap out of you, it just shows how much he liked it =] hehe
2007-10-09 16:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hypothetically if I were answering I would hypothetically tell you to say that it was an accident!
Hypothetically speaking of course
2007-10-09 18:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Austin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deny Deny Deny!
2007-10-09 16:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Its just so perfect I could't help myself!"
No, if he's anti-gay, that might not turn out so well. I would just say that I had run out of pills for my alien hand syndrom that day and appologize.
2007-10-09 16:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by Yaiyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I lost my ballance...I couldn't prevent it."
(Just a thought) But make sure you say it in a sheepish and convincingly embarassed tone. (Sure hope you have some acting ability here or you might be in for a rocky road)
2007-10-09 16:56:02 · answer #11 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋