then gate keeper welcomes you and check your name on the list..and he said "opps,im sorry..it's look like 10 second before you die..you have curse and we count that as sins..you're suppose to be in heaven..but..erm..because of that..we have to send you to hell..sorry there..bye2"..what's on your mind that time?
2007-10-09 09:26:48 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
but god......?????? urrrrgggghhhhhhh..... i don't want 2 go 2 hell?????
2007-10-09 09:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by jodie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the first place,God is fair and we may therefore presume you would have a right of appeal. I would imagine my first step would be locate a good celestial attorney with a solid background in canon law as applied to perdition-related issues. I'm sure we could set up a plea-bargain or out-of-court settlement where I get off with a few hundred years in Purgatory,then go upstairs to The Nice Place.
2007-10-09 09:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try this scenario, When you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord,you have automatic rights to heaven.No matter how many times you fall, as long as you get up and repent, you are still okay for heaven.But where your Real Estate is in Heaven will depend on what you did with your life while on Earth.Thats why in the Bible there are "Gnashing of Teeth".The more you did for Christ while on Earth,the closer you are to him in Heaven with all his Glory.
2007-10-09 09:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by siaosi 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
According to Dante, I get to meet Virgil, Socrates, Aristotle, Plato and Avacenna...
That should be interesting... I mean... who wants to spend eternety with a square like Aquinas in heaven?
2007-10-09 09:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it wasn't my choice to come here, and I hadn't planned on coming here just yet. Communication is very poor, you need a new secretary, so can you send me back home then as I was? you should be able to your the powers that be aren't you?
2007-10-09 09:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by LOUISE F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id tell the gatekeeper "if im going down, im taking you with me!" or id say " ohh go to hell" and gate crash the heaven party!
2007-10-09 09:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by vex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be thinking how to use my female charm on the gate keeper! $h!t how could I get this close and still be so far!!!
2007-10-09 09:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok then so let's imagine that I am indeed dead
and hopefully saint peter will not say that
and will say welcome home and yeap I sure believe that for I have been a pretty good gril
see ya and practice practice on what to say when time comes jajaaja
nora from texas the lone star state
2007-10-09 15:21:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what? 10 seconds before i die, curses are sins? i dont know what is going on is what i would be thinking, maybe it was the overdose of lsd!
2007-10-09 09:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by Vickie H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I'm probably going to meet all my favourite rock stars down there. We'll all roast pineapples and drink tonic.
Lol
2007-10-09 09:30:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am far too busy CURSING OUT THAT DOOR KEEPER to think about anything else right now!!!!
2007-10-09 09:30:06 · answer #11 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋