1. June 15th, Took 24 boxes of condums and randomly placed them in peoples shopping carts when they were not looking.
2. July 2nd, Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minuet intervals.
3. July 19.Went to the service desk, and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
4. July 24th, Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled LOUDLY, " There is no toilet paper in here"!!
5. August 4th, Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"CODE 3" in housewares ....... and watched what happened.
6. August 14th, When a clerk asks him if they can help hiom, he begins to cry, and asks " Why can't you people just leave me alone".
7. August 19th, Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows from the bedding department.
(more later).
Smile, life and retirement IS better than you think !!!!
2007-10-09 09:17:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Thanks for the encouragement, After these, (i have more ), I will give lessons in a foreign language, (that of Texanese).
Denie, contact me, por favor, hija.
2007-10-09 10:34:39 · update #1
You are exactly the reason I don't take my husband shopping with me. He embarrases me. I will only, and only on occasions take him with me to the grocery store. He cannot even behave in there. Last week he thought I was taking too long and grabbed the milk out of the cart and got some cookies and sat down on one of those benches in the store and start eating and drinking. I was sooooooo embarrassed. After he put the milk and cookies back in the cart he actually opened the slices of cheese and ate some of those.
When we get up to the counter he always asks for about 35 different discounts. Military, senior (which we aren't yet), AAA members, AARP members, just about anything he can think of. Then he asks for a discount for the food that was opened and eaten out of.
Needless to say, he won't be going grocery shopping again with me for a long, long, long time!!!
2007-10-09 18:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have seen these before and the are FUNNY!
I sometimes bring a small stack of essays or a book. I will of course pay attention when she asks me my opinion because my wife is precious to me.
2007-10-09 16:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this naturally servile look, so customers come up and ask me where this or that is, I often direct ladies to the mens' changing room just for the fun of it.
2007-10-09 17:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asi' es la vida.....is this wrong? or right? We made this phrase up in high school Spanish class..for "That's life!!" (Thus is the life). Like your profile.."YOU GO GUY !!!" You make me feel like a "rotten couch potato". lol (not really funny). But..your "joke" was funny. I hadn't seen it before. Hope you send some more.!
2007-10-09 17:00:47 · answer #4 · answered by Deenie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had to back-track to get to
No. 1 and still don't think I got
there. Hilarious stuff. Now
I have to work my way forward...answering as I go.
2007-10-10 21:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I'll have to hid these from my hubby. He hates going to the store, but then so do I. Maybe I'll try a few of these, they're more my personality than his anyway. lol
I appreciate all our vets so much, thanks.
2007-10-09 17:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! that's pretty funny. i'll be sure to hide this list from my hub, though. ;)
2007-10-09 16:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!! Thanks!
2007-10-09 16:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋