2007-10-09 08:07:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
MINE SERVE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF ALL MANKIND. MINE ALSO SOMETIMES SMELL LIKE WINE AND ROSES!
2007-10-09 11:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by MR. RETARDO XI 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a contribting fact to global phworrrrming, then of course there is the famous butter fart effect in which a relatively minor intestinal eruption in china can cause tornadoes in the Americam Mid West. It has also been postulated by the acclaimed Celtic philosopher Patrick O'Fartypants that if the governement of China ordered the entire population to eat Tofu with beans and onions then they could order a synchronised trump that would cause tidal waves and earthquakes in the U.S.
2007-10-09 08:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
If a fart contains methane, then I heard it can contribute to global warming. Believe it or not, cows that fart are contributing to global warming because the farts contain methane. Then again, one can always argue that global warming doesn't exist so I can't say for definite.
2007-10-09 08:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's why all the Honey bees are dying out. I had a messy bout with diarrhea & continiously farted near a hive last year. The fart must have permenently altered their DNA because they still are dying out...... I won't eat at Taco Bell anymore.
2007-10-09 09:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I blew the back out of an armchair once. The concussion buckled the walls and the armchair was toast. The cat got the worst of it, I'm afraid. I had to bury her in a bed of roses, the irony of which I'm sure was lost on dear kitty, having given up the last of her nine lives.
2007-10-09 08:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The greenhouse gas methane, which contributes to global warming... Farts are more serious than you can ever imagine... I'm not making this up.
2007-10-09 08:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by Goychie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two words: Global Warming
2007-10-09 08:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how they affect the world...but my man sometimes cannot sleep next to me. The poor thing migrates to the couch in the wee hours of the night to get away from the noxious gas cloud emanating from my ****.
2007-10-09 08:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by Маsha_Resurrected 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad you ask. It's my goal to fart all the way to world peace.
2007-10-09 08:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
this one time, i was on a 5 hour car ride with friends and one of them thought it was a good idea to eat 6 hardboiled eggs for breakfast. it was freezing outside but we wouldn't let her roll up her window because she was smelling the car up so bad.
2007-10-09 08:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by Brian S 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you have a point there. If we all farted at the same time wouldn't that be dramatic!!
2007-10-09 08:16:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋