A young man was walking along a trail when he noticed a geenie lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a grumpy geenie. Little did the man know the geenie lamp had just been used and the geenie was hoping to go back to sleep for another hundred years. The geenie says, "Since I have already granted three wishes today and am tired, you only get one wish so you better make it good." The man thinks long and hard and then says, I want to live in Hawaii and have a huge house with lots of nice cars and millions in a safe, but here is the deal I am terrified of flying and refuse to get on a boat, so I need you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive. The geenie looks at the man in disgust and says, "are you out of your f-ing mind, do you realize how much labor, concrete, and steel that would take?!" "No I refuse to do it, make another wish." Well ok says the man if you can't do that all I really want is to be able to understand women. The Geenie says, "Do you want one lane or two?"
2007-10-09 08:06:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that is quite typical of a genie!
2007-10-09 08:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by stormy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good choice on the Geenie's part :-D LOL!!
2007-10-09 15:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I've heard that before, but it's still gooooooddd. Am I really that hard to understand?
2007-10-09 15:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!
2007-10-09 15:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, I like that. Yes, us women are a bit confusing. But hey, what can you do about it? Ya gotta love us. lol.
2007-10-09 15:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by basmusiq 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee! That about sums it up, doesn't it?
2007-10-09 15:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no chuckle from me..so no star for you.
2007-10-09 15:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Think your funny huh?????
2007-10-09 19:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by missy b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i chuckled...star for you
2007-10-09 16:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by k-dub 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-10-09 15:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by Black Beauty™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋