If storks bring human babies to people, then who brings stork babies to storks? I mean, what's lesser than a stork? A trout?
2007-10-09 07:06:27 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
That's funny, my dad is in my contacts, and he thinks you guys are the dumb ones...
2007-10-09 07:45:35 · update #1
Not just any trout: Rainbow trout.
2007-10-09 07:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
Maybe a seagull or a pigeon- Or maybe the a people brings the stork babies to a stork.
2007-10-09 10:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Tooth Fairy.
You have uncovered a terrible secret, now you must pay.
The Tooth Fairy gets its money from the storks. The TF gets the babies from various places, but mainly from the back room at the Dollar Store (and who knows where they get their stuff from???).
Storks extort money from Santa Claus with the threat that they will shut down his reason for being if he doesn't pay. SC has to sell a portion of the cookies and milk etc. left out for him plus sell the slave labor of his elves to the Chinese in order to bribe the storks.
It works a lot like the economy in general. Henry Kissinger gets a percentage.
2007-10-09 07:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
um...well, stork babies fall from the sky...when you're a good stork and responsible enough for a baby stork, the stork god's send them from the sky. It's such a magical process!!!
2007-10-09 07:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by Lyss 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Usually that job falls to the pelican! The deep lower beak is just right for nestling a new-born to the stork!
2007-10-09 07:09:57 · answer #5 · answered by Chris B 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
this is how it works your parents have sex give birth to the stork who then goes and gets a baby that is ripening on a tree somewhere in Australia
2016-04-07 23:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, we make them, haven't you heard about genetic engineering, we make out replicated genes of storks and produce new ones, how, we capture one of their delivery gals and inseminate them with the engineered sperm, why did we only come up with the sperm, the XX chromosome is very hard to produce, the pattern of the XY chromosome is easier to understand, so, after inseminating them we wait dor the magical process to happen and voila, a new baby stork is produced, wait something's not right...
...hmm...
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Duh, please consult your parents for this answer, who would even think of such bafoonery, maybe you question leads to a sufficient answer, answered only by yourself.
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2007-10-09 07:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A male stork chicken, otherwise known as a stork c-ck.
2007-10-09 07:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by doshiealan 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Storks lay eggs.
2007-10-09 07:10:42 · answer #9 · answered by Serena 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
David Copperfield pulls them out of his hat. Oh what, that's rabbits. I don't know about storks.
2007-10-09 07:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Santa Clause
2007-10-09 07:08:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋