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Get over the shock that you shot me with a paintball gun then turn around and shoot you back with mine!!

Wanna speedball?? Can Dan the Man handle a woman splattering his backside?? LOL hahahahaha

Sandy :O)

2007-10-09 06:46:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Punch you in the mouth! Then get my paintball gun and put 15 balls a second into your back as you ran away crying!

2007-10-09 06:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd be shocked for a second, laugh my head off the next then my husband would probably chase you down and kick your butt!

Then he'd go get his paintball gun and you'd have a blast!

2007-10-09 06:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by sweetassgal 3 · 2 1

Call the police...that would be a totally idiotic thing to do to someone....and most likely I would answer the door holding my 3 month old daughter....if you hit her you would have to end up calling the police on me after I severely beat you!

2007-10-09 06:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 2 0

I think i would be really shocked, and then i would probably laugh! Or i might get my paintball gun, and shoot you with it, well that is if i had one!

2007-10-09 06:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by <3 3 · 1 0

Well initially I'm sure I'd fall from the blast but you'd better be long gone by the time I was able to get up.

2007-10-09 06:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 1 0

I hate pain, so I'd probably cry like a woman. then I'd take you off my contacts. Then I'd absolutely refuse to take you to Trolley's (that place I told you about should you ever hit my neck of the woods). And then I'd block you and talk all sorts of crap about you on Answers. There!

2007-10-09 06:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't answer my door to strangers, I speak to them through the strong metal gate I have on my door. Can't trust anyone these days you know.

2007-10-09 06:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 2 0

Depends on if I deserved it or not. I have some standard responses for just such occasions like:
I swear she told me she was 18!
She never told me she was married!
I never touched her!
I'm sorry mommy, I'll be a good boy!
Alright! I'll visit your damn Kingdom Hall!
I'll bring you lawnmower back tonight!

2007-10-09 06:56:31 · answer #9 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 1 0

grab my paintball gun and go after you

2007-10-09 06:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by panda14244 3 · 2 0

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